Silly Game Time: By not sharing (giving all of) your sandwich to a random bird, it turns out you have accidentally offended the Birdeity (Deity of all Birds). Whoops. They are now going to curse you for one month, but will at least allow you to choose between two options.
So would you rather have your hands be like a parrot's talons (but still human-sized), or have to go bob-bob-bobbing along (hopping) everywhere like a robin?
I'd rather have a parrot's talons.
It’s not just a Tumblr post. It’s a piece of my personality.
CUCUMBER
CUCUMBER
I'm just a girl who had an awkward interaction years ago and never seemed to be able to recover.
me and the mutuals
every time i reblog one of your posts it's me moving my pinkie closer and closer to your pinkie and one day i will reblog enough posts for our pinkies to interlock
I go by they/them pronouns. My Preferred name is Alex btw for anyone wondering. I just like to reblog random stuff and be silly. I AM A MINOR LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Also Taken 💖.
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