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Stryn, Norway

a menagerie of oc questions:

What kind of magic would they have? If they already have magic, would they prefer another kind?

What’s their laugh like?

What’s their smile like? What makes them smile?

Are they afraid of bugs?

Are they outdoorsy?

What kind of chocolates do they avoid in a box of Russell Stovers?

What’s their least favorite kind of weather?

What Studio Ghibli movie are they?

What Disney song are they?

Do they have any scars or piercings?

Are they competitive?

What is their astrological sign?

What is their Hogwarts house?

Do they like spicy food? Do they like sweets?

Do they associate a certain food with a memory?

Likewise, do they associate a certain smell with a memory?

Are they a heavy sleeper?

What’s their sleep schedule like?

What’s their color palette?

Do they like other people playing with/touching their hair?

Would they swim with sharks?

Do they like the smell of gasoline?

What do they like more, sunrise or sunset?

Rooftop stargazing or meadow cloud watching?

Do they like being out in the rain?

How do they flirt?

What is their relationship like with their parents? Do they have any?

How do they feel about physical affection?

What is their love language?

What’s the quickest way to their heart?

Do they have any precious mementos or keepsakes? What are they?

Are they religious?

How healthy is their diet?

Where would they be at a frat party?

What kind of drunk are they?

Have they had a first kiss? What was it like?

Are they down to get pegged?

Can they fight?

Would they hide injuries?

What’s an experience they gloss over that is a matter of concern?

What were they like as a child?

What vine represents them?

Can they rip an apple apart with their bare hands?

Morning person or night owl?

Is there any one thing they would change about themselves?

What’s one thing that would shut them up?

Are they keeping secrets? What are they?

How would their friends tell them apart from a doppelganger?

Where do they fit on the lawful alignment chart?

What au do you put them in when their story gets a bit too dark?

Are they a pacer? What’s their body language like when agitated?

Are they a good babysitter? A bad one?

Are they prone to daydreaming?

What kind of dessert would they be?

Would they ever bingewatch a show? What is it?

How would they fare in the zombie apocalypse? 

What are their opinions on mushrooms?

Is their a quote/song lyric/line of poetry that best describes them? What is it?

When you beat the very first quest of the main questline (Soul Shriven In Coldharbour), your award is a container describe as being a sealed daedric urn with your name on it

Being handed your own cremated remains has got to fuck you up

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I NEVER NOTICED THIS???? HANG ON ONE SEC ANON

Out of context things that happen in ESO

Woman asks local hero if she should murder her daughter in her sleep

Dog tries to kill god and throw a comet at everyone. Also bites innocent bystander. His owner gets mad at you when you scold the dog.

Four legged cat encourages bipedal cat to commit suicide and gets really upset when you interfere. is bored of cheese

Another four legged cat has a drinking problem, but wants to help in a heist anyway

Lizard is murdered by long lost sister, but to be fair he was trying to kill her first

Disaster man has to dig a giant egg out of poop and accidentally gets someone else killed in the process

Local assassin confesses crimes to priest, is surprised when she gets in trouble

Slaver with a lizard fetish leaves evidence all over volcanic island

Indiana Jones gets shoved down a well but nobody feels bad because he has an enormous ego

Game of Thrones, but with orcs

Local populace has a zombie problem but they don’t want to be rude by killing the zombies personally, can you do it for them?

Vampire adopts many vampire babies, sacrifices himself to vampire god, makes vampire babies cry

Old man who yells at cloud accidentally sets dragons on an entire fucking country

Lots of sexual tension between worm guy and anti-worm guy

Local mum fucking hates it when plague people move in to her sewers

Clockwork dad is so depressed he sits around and does jack shit for an entire DLC and uses you as therapist after. gets made fun of by spider mom. continues to make sad faces

Local bigender parent goes to sleep, doesn’t notice while dog assassinates his best friend

“Gods give me strength.”

–Emperor Uriel Septim VII’s reaction to seeing your face.

Vanus is actually the funniest character in ESO

please watch this time lapse it was so pretty n there’s lightning at the end 🌩

The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris