Vanus Is Actually The Funniest Character In ESO

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

Play: https://cutt.ly/qv0lAp5 || Fan Smolder Scrolls page: https://cutt.ly/tv0lZmw 

Absent in the official line-up of Smolder Scrolls characters, Verandis now joins my fan ESO series with a big novel!

Based on this vine

Weird lesbians and eastern europeans are the backbone of the elder scrolls fandom

I instantly thought of them.

Literally me @ the Reunion cinematic

Send me a character + a number and I’ll tell you my headcanons for:

Their physical weak spots

Their emotional/moral weak spots

Scars or painful spots

Best places to kiss on their body

Guilty pleasures

Their vices (physical or emotional)

Their tickle spots

Bad memories/experiences

Humiliating memories

Fears/phobias

Bad or petty habits

Grudges and vendettas

What gets them flustered

Ingrained habits/forces of habit

What it takes to make them cry

Dark secrets/’skeletons in the closet’

Regrets

Things they’ll never admit

People they’ve hurt or indirectly killed, and how it affected them

What-ifs/Alternate Timelines

Turning points in their life

People who’ve influenced them greatly