Cunfuzzled - Alfred Is A Chaotic Mess

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Alfred: let's play 21 questions you start

Ivan: uhh what's your favorite color

Alfred: triangle, do you like men

Mm yes the good ship

Yes pls these bad bois are my escape from everything happening when I need a break let's keep the babeys away from the serious shit happening

Guys pls dont be tone deaf and link Alfred F Jones to current events. This is serious stuff going on and we shouldnt be using tags abt blm/protests/police brutality to shove Hetalia in ppl's faces.

Cedar, Sandalwood and Eucalyptus. What a lie. We all know I smell like dirt and French fry oil

new meme, this birthday candle website tells you what three scents a fanfic writer would use to describe how you smell

i smell like bergamot, cinnamon, and mahogany

Ukraine: How are you ever going to marry someone nice like America?

Russia: Which one is it? Marry someone nice or someone like America?

America: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Russia: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.

Okay, so apparently there are only 200 employees that work on tumblr and with around 452 mil blogs that’s like one employee per 2.2 mil users 

man, if this place is a jungle that’s probably because that’s a lot of freaking kids for one babysitter woah

My pen sketches: Amazing. Beautiful. The Mona Lisa 2.0. Transcendent. Absolute perfection.

Every other medium of art: Garbage. Trash. Why did I ever think this was a good idea. I should be arrested for creating something so hideous.

Alfred: [being choked to death]

Ivan: Stop humping me!

Alfred: :/

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor