Spent A While On This, Sorta Proud Tbh

Jeff Bezos is the CEO of Amazon, hes hella rich. Al Capone was a notorious gangster who killed a lot of people or had a lot of people killed and he was also hella rich. Also you can pick up your application at walmart

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million

Pretty sure this mood change is based on the fact

Nobody

Should ever have to be awake at that unholy hour

Me at 4:50am: I’m thriving. I’m happy and enjoying life for the first time in years

Me at 4:51am: I don’t deserve to fucking live

I love my girlfriend so much??? Like how dare you??? You’re just??? So cute??? 

@howaboutyoudont I found My Dumbass™

we’re all really just looking for that other dumb fuck we share our single brain cell with

So I got signed up for trumps text and email notifications, and didn't unsubscribe, so I could mess with his surveys and data, and also, some of the messages were kinda funny. And I got this message today.

I dont think I have to tell you that this is absolutely delusional. But if you want to know, here's a few reasons why:

1. He thinks there is peace in the middle east

2. Even if there were total peace there, he thinks he caused it, even as he has done things that have caused the opposite of peace.

3. He thinks he deserves a fuckng Nobel peace prize right now. As 155,000 Americans have died directly because of him, and he pushes for actions that would increase this death toll.

And the "all Patriots who agree" is a blatant manipulation tactic. If this isn't put in the history books as examples of american propaganda, I don't know what will.

girlfriend: *breathes*

me: amazing. lovely. serene. a goddess among mere mortals

Forgien Mother with Homosexual Tendencies

Literally this is my plan in life so

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel, the wait is over: I put together a 19th Century Character Trope Generator!

If you’d like to reblog, put your character in the tags because I’m curious.

I'm from America, and my favorite character is America :p

Hey Hetalia fans reblog with what country you live in and which Hetalia character is your favorite

I’ll start: I live in the US and England is my fave

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

I swear to God I am so fucking done with school all my teachers are like

FiNaL eXaMs ArE cOmInG uP iN a WeEk AnD sTuDeNtS nEeD tImE tO sTuDy???

wHy DoNt We AsSiGn MuLtIpLe LaRgE pRoJeCtS????