Sure I Have "problems" But A Bagel Would Help. A Bagel Would Help.

me rushing to get ready after my mom says yes to my plans (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

i can’t sleep in today o(≧口≦)o

she's thee trans butch skater dyke TO ME

the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium

me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:

like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together

big fan of romance horror. big fan of terrible people still being loved. big fan of bending morality and turning the grotesque into something beautiful.

i love this photo bc the instruction/model was definitely along the lines of “rest your chin on your hand” and we got four very different results:

aligned, staring straight down the camera, perfect form

classic slouchy model form

sexy dior woman of the year form

hungover frat boy in his 8am lecture