culth3ad

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He's still dead

the camera person NEEDS a raise

on my knees

HELP i cant stop laughing

spielberg breaking up alan and ellie because he looked too old for her will never understand the truth. which is that it is in fact every girl's (gn) dream to marry a dilfy palaeontologist.

I wanna Fuck Alan Grant

SUZIE TOOT WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE SEASON 17

avatar: the last airbender premiered 20 years ago!!

what did he mean by this

hope is a dangerous thing for an anxious woman like me to have 

i love this photo bc the instruction/model was definitely along the lines of “rest your chin on your hand” and we got four very different results:

aligned, staring straight down the camera, perfect form

classic slouchy model form

sexy dior woman of the year form

hungover frat boy in his 8am lecture

PLEASE listen to this

Apocalypse

- Cigarettes After Sex / Tokyo 0105

˖ ࣪⊹౨ৎ i ended up awkward but sweet

big fan of romance horror. big fan of terrible people still being loved. big fan of bending morality and turning the grotesque into something beautiful.

charlie's so fucking cute i need to roll him into a blunt and smoke him

House really is everything. He’s autistic, he’s sub textually but also very textually bisexual, he’s a cunt, he’s a genius medical professional, he’s a drug addict, he has a homoerotic situationship with his best friend, he faked his death for said friend so they could live out the rest of his life together, he’s been to prison, he has a motorcycle, he loves monster trucks, he’s disabled.

He is The Character Ever.

the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

It is in our hearts 🥰

ty to the instagram comment section for this gem

the bride and the ugly ass groom <3

Being in fandom spaces is so surreal-

Bc once your age hits a 'serious' number, you start to think - "damn, I should probably stop geeking and get more serious." But then you scroll and see a 34y/o woman writing fics after driving her kids to school, a 40y/o dude making fanart of his fav super heroes and you realize - "nah, I'm actually good"

need a scene where Wilson tosses a Vicodin in House's mouth like it's a Scooby Snack

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".