I Started Laughing To Myself About This In Class It Was So Embarrassing But This Picture Is So Funny

the camera person NEEDS a raise

on my knees

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

Genius lyrics of an album that has just dropped is a lawless wasteland

being colourblind is so weird, I use a colourblind setting on my phone so I can see colours like every other person but like:

Non colourblind people will just see this as a hot pink colour (I think) and for colourblind people it’s like almost red??

spielberg breaking up alan and ellie because he looked too old for her will never understand the truth. which is that it is in fact every girl's (gn) dream to marry a dilfy palaeontologist.

this made me laugh so hard i started crying