"V. What Is That."

fun facts about sharks

Is it weird I kinda want a monster Incel? Like he believes all humans are supposed to be a certain way but then they meet the first human and are initially disillusioned/upset but over time begin to regret their actions after falling in love and seeing humans as more than really hot porn/pictures online

content: gender neutral reader, NSFW

I'm thinking of a monster incel who is deeply envious and frustrated because he thinks humans only like conventionally attractive monsters.

He reads the comments from the human world with a resentful frown. "Of course he's hot," he grunts, eyeing the rather tasteful sketch of a tall, muscular orc. He turns to the mirror for comparison: multiple limbs, tendrils, a gargantuan body of darkness and blight. He doesn't have abs, nor a handsomely pale complexion and chiseled jaw. He is but an abstract aberration, a crooked ghoul.

It only makes sense that when he encounters you, his yearning and curiosity are swiftly replaced by anger. Give it a moment to fully process his existence, and you'll be disappointed, perhaps frightened. Maybe even disgusted.

He might as well get something out of this unplanned affair. With instinctual greed, he pins you to the ground, taking in your scent. His heart throbs with anticipation. How will you react once he's deep inside you, thrusting relentlessly and with sheer indifference to your protests? His razor-sharp teeth clamp together in seething jealousy; he can almost hear your sobs, feel your little fingers clawing around his hideous body, trying to escape. Of course, he's not the kind of monster you wanted. He's not-

Underneath his heaving chest, your small human form lays limp. He considers whether you've already given up and accepted your fate, when he notices the perverted grin spread across your face. It seems he never considered the possibility of a true monster fucker.

"Well? What're you staring for," you say with impatience, gesturing for the beast to hurry up and fuck you already.

Is it too late to ask you out on a proper date?

Just an extremely Normal thing to say

Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.

Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.

Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.

Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.

Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.

Reminder these are people.

I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

Trust….we’re doctors 🧠

Nothing says ''found family'' more than this image.

b-b-b-blow him up

Red Velvet Milk Info

[Tw: Blood, Injury, Sadomasochism]

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He/him 🏳️‍⚧️

A cow hybrid obsessed with the color red, magical folk, and his beloved- The "red milk" that pours out of people when they're hurt is his favorite shade. Fancies his own, but keeps it all bottled up because he'd hate to make Darling sad.

Possess an amulet that changes him into a normal human male. Doesn't know his own strength in his true form and hardly interacts with Darling when presenting as much because he'd never forgive himself if he broke them too.

Goes by Reed in his human form, and simply Velvet in his true/"magical" form.

Incredibly shy, but notably more prone to violent outbursts in his true form. Flops between weeping over victims to feeling no pity as they stood in the way of his happy end with Darling

Keeps a first aid kit on hand at all times so he can patch Darling up if whenever they're injured. Uses the cotton swabs containing their blood as reference for the paint on his bedroom walls.

Genuinely believes Darling hates him if they refuse to let him lick their wounds

Experiences difficulties lactating on accounts of hormone therapy and top surgery. Why would Darling want that milk anyway? The stuff pumping through his veins is far sweeter.

Likes biting and being bitten - bonus points if it's to the point of drawing blood. Loves when his Darling wears short clothing - especially skirts/dresses regardless of gender. More surface areas to lick, bite, and love-

A sticker set I made of a very badgood comfort show!