Is It Weird I Kinda Want A Monster Incel? Like He Believes All Humans Are Supposed To Be A Certain Way

I'm not saying JD Vance did it, I'm just acknowledging the fact that 10 hours before it happened the Pope had to give him a talk on being more compassionate. I'm saying that would've stressed anyone out.

I'm thinking of two Yandere Cat Demi-Humans who are super pampered and spoiled, but they like to bully the stray that frequents their alleyway.

You're just so cute and scruffy. They like seeing how your ears flatten and how you hiss at the two of them. They just take all your anger with shit eating grins despite it all.

Despite the fact you probably have fleas, and you eat their trash to survive, they still can concede to the fact that they'd probably prefer you inside with them. It's dangerous out there, and how are they supposed to make fun of you if you end up caught in some demi-human shelter or killed?

You might not deserve to wear the diamond collars that they wear, but you'll certainly look better with some high quality leather and a little bell.

And when you're locked up inside with them, unable to leave their strong arms while being pinned between them, they can think of new, exciting ways to make you miserable.

Ahhh hell yeah, I'm adding this to the pinned.

Red Velvet Milk Info

[Tw: Blood, Injury, Sadomasochism]

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He/him 🏳️‍⚧️

A cow hybrid obsessed with the color red, magical folk, and his beloved- The "red milk" that pours out of people when they're hurt is his favorite shade. Fancies his own, but keeps it all bottled up because he'd hate to make Darling sad.

Possess an amulet that changes him into a normal human male. Doesn't know his own strength in his true form and hardly interacts with Darling when presenting as much because he'd never forgive himself if he broke them too.

Goes by Reed in his human form, and simply Velvet in his true/"magical" form.

Incredibly shy, but notably more prone to violent outbursts in his true form. Flops between weeping over victims to feeling no pity as they stood in the way of his happy end with Darling

Keeps a first aid kit on hand at all times so he can patch Darling up if whenever they're injured. Uses the cotton swabs containing their blood as reference for the paint on his bedroom walls.

Genuinely believes Darling hates him if they refuse to let him lick their wounds

Experiences difficulties lactating on accounts of hormone therapy and top surgery. Why would Darling want that milk anyway? The stuff pumping through his veins is far sweeter.

Likes biting and being bitten - bonus points if it's to the point of drawing blood. Loves when his Darling wears short clothing - especially skirts/dresses regardless of gender. More surface areas to lick, bite, and love-

some days you cannot help but pity some people

The chunky TV, the MySpace emo, Ouran highschool host club… those were the days.

Pretty fungals

It’s the season of mushroom🍂

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on