branch: let it never be forgotten that my brother bruce is 13 years older than me, and when he went off to college i was deeply entrenched in my "the little mermaid" obsession, and when he and a group of friends went out to a karaoke place, there was a group of girls having fun singing disney songs and my brother got up and busted out a perfect rendition of "under the sea" and long story short i was the reason my brother met his wife brandy.
bruce: best wingman ever
i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
A comic I made about the spooky lads AU by @alittlesliceofcucumber that was inspired by a conversation on the discord.
lmao get loved loser
get absolutely fucking treasured
There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site
The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.
Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh
The Creature: fym nuh-uh?
I am pretty sure that this is related in some way to ‘rejection sensitivity’ which is at least a bit common in people with ADHD.
why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed
Maybe a human beats werewolf (with love & praise, maybe even with a silver bullet if you’re into that) and vampire beats human
vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.
The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now
Welcome to my domain, Cryptid's the name and I am here to stay. You can ask me stuff if you wish.
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