Here Is A Gif That Is Titled “Dan Goes Spinny Spinny” That I Finished A Few Days Ago. This Is Of

lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

The eyes of the mist

If you’re cold, he’s cold, bring him inside.

Head empty, just monkey in the snow. 

Surprise triplets 😂

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

rtumblr is this anything

planning out logan’s backstory for the superhero au and wow i’m really putting him through the ringer huh

Honestly, I do not know. I can only assume that it is either the name of some saint I don't remember or just another name for Jesus.

not to sound like a confused jew (which i am) but who the fuck is noel and why is he christmas

branch: let it never be forgotten that my brother bruce is 13 years older than me, and when he went off to college i was deeply entrenched in my "the little mermaid" obsession, and when he and a group of friends went out to a karaoke place, there was a group of girls having fun singing disney songs and my brother got up and busted out a perfect rendition of "under the sea" and long story short i was the reason my brother met his wife brandy.

bruce: best wingman ever

ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

you know if joel does take the antagonist route i think itll be interesting to see whether that at all effects hermès. like do you think they’ll be in the middle of battle and joel’s watch will beep and he’ll stop all fighting so he can walk hermès home from school and to sausage, who also doesnt mind a potentially evil god having 50/50 custody of his kid?