Chinese Emperor Ai Of Han, Fell In Love With A Minor Official, A Man Named Dong Xian, And Bestowed Upon

hits you with The Beam (detail from 'Hypnosis' c.1904 by Sascha Schneider)

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

Me missing my meds

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

Fallout Games Be Like

Fallout 3: I need to find my dad and bring clean water to everyone Fallout 4: I need to find my son and save him from his kidnappers Fallout New Vegas: WOHOA THERE CHANDLER BING YOU SHOT THE WROOOOONG FUCKIN MAILMAN

Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

fictional kiss things that end me

being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward

one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other

pressing their foreheads together while kissing

speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse

guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately

staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in

running their thumb over the other’s lips

when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves

ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close

one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly

their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them

accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart

when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more

a hoarse whisper “kiss me”

then licks their lips and says “please”