Fictional Kiss Things That End Me

Love when I say “No, you can’t touch my packer through my clothes. That’s like touch my junk cause it is, please don’t.” And the people I’m rooming with going “Just let her.”, “She’ll never get to again.” And “It’s not like that.” Then I say, “you wouldn’t do it to a cis guy why do it to my?” “ITS NOT THE SAME.”

Yes.... yes it is....

negative affirmations

I can be worse

I still have time to fuck things up

I can kms any time I want

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

Secret Panel HERE 💥 tapas.io/episode/3440783

Have to see the sperm donor today, send vibes and let’s see if he’s coherent

Zoo

What would you do if one of your kids, sometime in the future(maybe high school) told you that they were transgender?

My kids know I have their back, 1000%, come what may. My biggest concern as a parent is that my kids grow up to be happy and turn out to be good people. If they end up being happy gay/ lesbian/ bi/ transgender/ straight/ etc, good people, I’ll die a happy man.

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.