Are You Uncomfortable From Your Hands Being Dry? If You Apply Lotion, You Can Instead Be Uncomfortable

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

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Okay but why are women so hot?

Like, butch women? Hot. femmes? Hot. Egirls? Hot. Trans girls of all types? Hot. Tomboys? Hot. Literally only one type of girl is hotter than others, and that group is called “my girlfriend”.

I survived another obgyn appointment. Can I have a sticker or like a cool stamp on my hand pls

Why is there beef between transfems and transmascs. Like no. I don't want that. I'm not gonna do that. I love transfems. They make me happy

Cunt McFuckface, who prefers the name "Ted"

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

CAN'T BELIVE THIS GOT A SEQUAL but the second tweet was SPOT ON