Cunt McFuckface, Who Prefers The Name "Ted"

Me and my cat getting midnight snacks

if i have to see that fucking flesh cowboy hat guy from tubi one more time istg

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

I didnt know they made that noise

Who wants to see photos of my rocks pls say yes

whenever you masturbate god kills another US marine

Cracked my back so good I moaned

Update!

We cuddled. It was our 5 month anniversary. 🥳

Guys im sitting in a tgirl's bed what do I do????