Sometimes To Run An Orphanage You Have To Make A Few Orphans. 

♡ Looking to join a fun LGBTQA+Freindly D&D (or other) group!

♡Name: Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.

Oooorrrrr you can call me Sam ♡ pronouns: he/they

♡Age: 21

♡ About me: I was spawned and have lived my whole life in Kangaroo land (Aussie) I'm currently working full time as a nurse, my interests include: D&D, videogames, anime, movies/TV, [insert various degrees of nerd shit] if you hadn't noticed already I like to think myself to be a humorous individual, If I don't tell at least one joke a day I will probably die, but that doesn't mean I can't be serious! I love getting into a role from the most lawful of paladins to the edgeist of rogues. intresting facts about me...I can whistle almost any song, I will cry, a lot when a character dies (but feel free to kill them, its just me being an emotional idiot), I was once awarded by my school "most avid reader" which didn't exist before I was awarded it and I spent the award ceremony reading a book and almost missed my name (it was six of crows, im not putting that masterpiece of book down), I let my partner practice her make-up skills on me so I may come to a session looking like priscilla Queen of the desert. I once tried writing my own book when I was in highschool but after reading the first few chapters I picked it up, found a match and burnt it to cinders.

♡Preferred Game/Role: D&d but willing to learn any and all systems

♡ Availability: Wednesday and Thursdays

♡ Timezone: AEST - Queensland

Preferred Class: Any, seriously they're all fun!

♡ Preferred Gameplay: Role-playing for the win! Just ask my Partner AKA the cop pulling me over AAKA the pizza guy with a special delivery AAAKA teacher I'm asking for extra credit from

♡ Experience: a long time ago, in a galaxy pretty close by, I found something by the name of critical roll... so yeah much like most people I stumbled on a few podcasts and YouTube clips, I watched them for about a year before dipping my toes in myself, I have at this point played for 1 year and DMed several one-shots and short campaigns.

♡ What I like about TTRPG's: Simply put I love stories! I've adored them since I was young and borrowed every book I could in the library, played videogames for hours on end (one time I played a game so long the disc overheated and snapped), movies, tv, anime, cartoons, anything that can be absorbed and enjoyed I've tried to take part in it, and I find TTRPG's are the best place to make my own story. Roleplaying in character is sooooo much fun, talking to npcs and players get me swept away in the story, plus TTRPG's are a great place to make friends and socialise.

And now, the guilt trip

All hail Kreia the Roast Queen.

bomb

Eraserhead : Ms Jirou has been selling these special ringtones to her classmates... Apparently the human ear deteriorates after twenty years, so it's a ringtone only teenagers can hear! That way they can use their phone in class even though it's forbidden.

All Might : Oh my god, does that really work?

Eraserhead : Of course it doesn't work. They'll figure it out eventually, I've already written 36 detention notices.

Sammy fucked up again

Daniel fuckin SLOSS

Ok loved the funeral scene but all I could think of when people were walking up to king Emo bastard is for all of them to punch him yelling "he twitched!"

Tell me if you do this at all people:

Watches a live action show of a book/videogame

Hasn't seen any of the source material and has no idea if the show is good or not or if it's even "loyal" to the source material

Takes a peek at what Tumblr and other social medias say about it before forming an opinion

Secretly like the show itself while everyone else dunks on it, forcing you to hide your shameful positive opinion least you be ostracized by the many fans that want to take their rage out on something for this horrid indignity.

Eventually you absorb the hate and even though you like it you have to hate it.

Sooooo moral of the story is... I dunno. I don't really know where I was going with this but halfway through writing I wonder about something, if I had seen the source material beforehand would I still enjoy a show about it? Would I hate it for not being "loyal" if I had knowledge of every intricate detail of lore and the specific behaviours of each and every character?

Anyway, that my 36 hour of consciousness bored rant, night everybody

AHHHHH I LOVE HIM

He had enough