crispyzom - your friendly neighborhood bisexual
your friendly neighborhood bisexual

she/they 20 gay af too many hyperfixations to count spend more time thinking out stories than writing them 🤌🤌

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1 year ago
Baby Leo and Donnie are fighting each other in the highchair they are sharing. (They are very small.)

Splinter, setting a saucer down on the tabletop, while holding baby Mikey in his other hand.

Splinter: "Hey!"
Close up shot of Splinter's hand gently pulling Leo away from Donnie. Leo and Donnie are wearing surprised expressions at this.

Splinter: "Boys! Stop that!"
Shot of Splinter looking frustrated still holding baby Leo in his hands. Leo is still stunned about being pulled away from Donnie, his arms stretched out.

Splinter: "I'll have to separate the two of you if this keeps up!"
Splinter looks up shocked as Donnie (off screen) starts crying whines (Donnie cry visualized as a purple spikey speech bubble). Leo, starting to tear up makes a whining/crying noise as well (Leo's cries a visualized by a blue spikey speech bubble)
Close up shot of baby Donnie still in the highchair, physically reaching out for Leo. Donnie's brow is scrunched up and he is tearing, obviously upset. (Small shakey looking purple speech bubbles are around his head to show he is making upset sounds of some kind)
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Alright, my sons... I understand.

I'm sorry I scared you.
You can stay together.
Just behave yourselves.
2 minutes later...
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It
Still Thinking About Brand New Mutated Dad Splinter Figuring Out The Dynamics Between His Children. It

Still thinking about brand new mutated Dad Splinter figuring out the dynamics between his children. It wasn't until I was lining some of this that I realized the unintentional angst in this cute comic, because Splinter seeing how distraught Leo and Donnie are at being separated would hit a little too close to home for him.

1 year ago
I Am So Sorry
I Am So Sorry
I Am So Sorry
I Am So Sorry
I Am So Sorry
I Am So Sorry

i am so sorry

idea by @bloodykyanite

1 year ago
Best Thing After Being On Your Feet All Day.
Best Thing After Being On Your Feet All Day.

Best thing after being on your feet all day.

MY DAYS HAVE BEEN FILLED WITH HUSKERDUST BRAINROT.

Description under the cut!

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: a Huskerdust comic sketch

PANEL 1: Angel is falling asleep at the bar, his body is halfway a limp noodle in the chair. Husk has just finished pouring a drink into a martini glass for him.

Husk: (smiles) Why don't you finish your drink and then head upstairs?

Angel: Mmm... don'wanna...

Husk: There's a surprise waiting for you.

Angel: ! (an anime-style ahoge perks up from Angel's head with interest)

PANEL 2: Angel, along with Fat Nuggets, pokes his head into his bathroom, where a candlelit bubble bath has been drawn up for him in the giant claw-foot tub. There's a stack of bath products and towels nearby.

Angel: Nuggsy, I need to put a ring on that man.

END IMAGE DESCRIPTION]

1 year ago
First Meeting
First Meeting
First Meeting

First Meeting

1 year ago

Alastor and Rosie are my everything

am i late? I heared it was aroace week???

Alastor And Rosie Are My Everything

i usually don't draw this kind of stuff but this is canon SO

i bet Rosie is the one who explains all new slang to him

Alastor And Rosie Are My Everything
Alastor And Rosie Are My Everything

they're besies your honor

1 year ago

This is my headcanon for what happened while Rosie was talking to Charlie

1 year ago

whoever wrote on tiktok after the finale that ā€œanna’s taking care of sarah whilst joel’s down there taking care of ellieā€, i’m in ur walls tonight

1 year ago

I just don’t get how people can be so mean to some female characters. Like what’s the point of hating on them continuously?

People started calling Kamala crazy and obsessed because she met her idol, she was pretty excited (who wouldn’t BE?!), but when Peter Parker behaved the same way towards Tony everyone was like: ā€œOmg!! He’s such a cute baby🄺🄺 They have a father-son relationship! So cute uwu!ā€. LIKE???!!!?!

Another example, Starlord singing and dancing in front of the enemy: ā€œOh my gosh!! So quirky!! Chris Pratt is the bestšŸ¤£ā€ . Jennifer Walters/SheHulk twerking with Megan Thee Stallion: ā€œMcu is in shamblesā€ ā€œThis is what feminists likeā€ ā€œCringeā€

Again, Jane Foster has been called annoying, bitchy, or USELESS since 2011 (she only an astrophysicist who proved the existence of the einstein-rosen bridge, won a nobel prize, she’s the reason Thor is part of the avengers, and she’s also a cutie, nothing serious.) She was also called evil, you know by who? Fans of the same guy who took New York as hostage killing millions of people, yeah. She’s a bitch because Frigga died defending her, of course!!! It’s not (partially) Loki’s fault for showing the Dark Elves the fastest way out of the cells. (And I’m saying this as a Loki fan)

I could go on and on talking about Riri as the new ironman or Miguel O’Hara fans hating on Spider-Gwen. (OR LITERALLY THE WHOLE INTERNET ISSUE WITH BRIE LARSON/CAPTAIN MARVEL FOR SOME REASON?!!?)

You have all the rights to dislike a character, just don’t be sexist and incoherent, it’s easy. Why would you hate women for the same reason you love those men?

1 year ago

Home.

Home.

first post here! I dont really know how tumblr works so bare with me haha

1 year ago
He Was Stupid After All...
He Was Stupid After All...
He Was Stupid After All...

he was stupid after all...

thats romance.

merry christmas!!!! I was thinking recently I don't just draw for fun very much anymore, so I put some time aside as a christmas gift for me.

1 year ago

let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and PadmƩ being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

1 year ago

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME

You Thought I Was Done?...

You thought I was done?...

1 year ago

I needed it today... "Bones - Imagine Dragons"

1 year ago
Happy End :'-)
Happy End :'-)

happy end :'-)

1 year ago
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!

Huzzah!

1 year ago

i don’t care what anyone says katniss everdeen was not lucy gray’s revenge. katniss everdeen was sejanus plinth’s revenge. all of his anger and resentment for the way people were treated the lengths he went to trying to stop those injustices!!! that’s katniss! him screaming they were all monsters is a lovely parallel to katniss’ message after seeing the hospital burn.

lucy gray’s revenge was peeta mellark. he is the performer he is the won who played they games. his if it weren’t for the baby stunt would’ve made her so happy. they were both performers in a fight.

1 year ago

"I CAN'T SLOW DOWN-!" 🐢🟠 "MIKEY-!" šŸ¢šŸ”“

1 year ago
*ok, But What Is Jake's Stragle?*
*ok, But What Is Jake's Stragle?*

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

1 year ago

Part 1!

..of the C.A.S. animated project:D

So...this is basically a little animation test we did to see if we can replicate the style of the original show. Turns out we can haha. And now that we know that, we want to do more~

Solid Helium Lizart Lotte

Aaand I put this thing on Tiktok and YouTube :D

Also. If you want you can help me pay these people for their work by making a donation. Yes, I'm paying them. This animation wasn't made just on enthusiasm.

_____

Quick Q&A: Yes, you can use this animation for gifs/icons/edits/headers/profile pics/redraws and other stuff. Just include the credits. Please:)

1 year ago

Part 1!

..of the C.A.S. animated project:D

So...this is basically a little animation test we did to see if we can replicate the style of the original show. Turns out we can haha. And now that we know that, we want to do more~

Solid Helium Lizart Lotte

Aaand I put this thing on Tiktok and YouTube :D

Also. If you want you can help me pay these people for their work by making a donation. Yes, I'm paying them. This animation wasn't made just on enthusiasm.

_____

Quick Q&A: Yes, you can use this animation for gifs/icons/edits/headers/profile pics/redraws and other stuff. Just include the credits. Please:)

1 year ago

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

Mutual 1: I Want To Turn That Man's Prostate Into Silly Putty

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

Mutual 1: I Want To Turn That Man's Prostate Into Silly Putty

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture šŸ™„šŸ™„

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

1 year ago

Rex: So why do you do your paperwork in the gym? Obi-wan, sipping iced caf whilst watching Cody do hip thrusts: For the aesthetic? I dunno

1 year ago
These Things Come To Me In The Middle Of The Night... EVERYTIME.
These Things Come To Me In The Middle Of The Night... EVERYTIME.
These Things Come To Me In The Middle Of The Night... EVERYTIME.
These Things Come To Me In The Middle Of The Night... EVERYTIME.
These Things Come To Me In The Middle Of The Night... EVERYTIME.
These Things Come To Me In The Middle Of The Night... EVERYTIME.
These Things Come To Me In The Middle Of The Night... EVERYTIME.
These Things Come To Me In The Middle Of The Night... EVERYTIME.

These things come to me in the middle of the night... EVERYTIME.

1 year ago
I Havent Seen Enough Jokes About Leo's Arm So I Have To Make Them Myself
I Havent Seen Enough Jokes About Leo's Arm So I Have To Make Them Myself
I Havent Seen Enough Jokes About Leo's Arm So I Have To Make Them Myself

i havent seen enough jokes about leo's arm so i have to make them myself

1 year ago

HES SO FUCKING CUTE OML

HES SO FUCKING CUTE OML

EHEHERE DONNIE WITH GLASSES IS SO CUTE HES JUST SO TINY

EHEHERE DONNIE WITH GLASSES IS SO CUTE HES JUST SO TINY

he's reading

1 year ago
Miguel Lends Himself So Well To Monochrome Pieces

Miguel lends himself so well to monochrome pieces

1 year ago
Forgot To Post These Here (and I Have Several More Lil Comics Coming Later Too) But I Have Some Sibling
Forgot To Post These Here (and I Have Several More Lil Comics Coming Later Too) But I Have Some Sibling

Forgot to post these here (and I have several more lil comics coming later too) but I have some sibling shenanigans based on @sha-biest’s adorable Chosen Family AU, where the boys and Splinter meet April and her mom Carol much earlier than in canon. They’ve each got their own way to say their big sister’s name as they learn to talk.

Bonus, the daily routine:

Forgot To Post These Here (and I Have Several More Lil Comics Coming Later Too) But I Have Some Sibling
Forgot To Post These Here (and I Have Several More Lil Comics Coming Later Too) But I Have Some Sibling
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