Crispyzom - Your Friendly Neighborhood Bisexual

Elwin: We call that a traumatic event

Elwin, turning to Fitz: Not a “bruh moment”

Elwin, turning to Sophie: Not a “major L”

Elwin, turning to Keefe: And definitely not an “OOF lmao”

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

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Ifi my kids come across this in the future they are going to seriously question humanity 

Unus Annus things no one will believe happened once it’s gone:

• They posted a video every day for a year and NEVER missed a SINGLE DAY.

•Mark and Ethan cooked with sex toys. Twice.

• Mark had an entire revenge arc that ended with him shooting Ethan with a paintball.

• They got pepper sprayed in the face for fun.

• There was a video where they literally just ate ice cream cake and it was hilarious.

• Mark swam in the ocean even though he’s afraid of it.

• They wrote multiple tiny songs.

• Ethan got a new nickname (EEF).

• Mark let Ethan taze him for fun.

• Mark swears he’s not a masochist but he is.

•They put piss through a brita filter and drank it

• Ethan taught mark how to do a backflip. (They met at a Markiplier pannel where Ethan did a flip for him.)

• They pierced each others ears.

• They ate the world’s hottsst chip.

• Mark broke his nose twice in one week.

• They made DIY Wine, DIY cheese, DIY butter, and DIY sausages.

• They painted each other

• They ate bugs multiple times.

• They drove around eating pickles and singing.

• They actually learned the art of fire eating. And salsa dancing. And choreographed stage fighting.

• They made an indoor tornado.

• Mark let Ethan pressure wash him.

• They bought an actual coffin.

• They donated thousands of dollars worth of brand new toys to charity because they felt like it.

• And, my favorite, They grew the best bromance of a friendship I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

the question should be

WHO THE FUCK DOESNT? 

HES SO PRETTY

Who else simps for Illinois—

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

i don’t care what anyone says katniss everdeen was not lucy gray’s revenge. katniss everdeen was sejanus plinth’s revenge. all of his anger and resentment for the way people were treated the lengths he went to trying to stop those injustices!!! that’s katniss! him screaming they were all monsters is a lovely parallel to katniss’ message after seeing the hospital burn.

lucy gray’s revenge was peeta mellark. he is the performer he is the won who played they games. his if it weren’t for the baby stunt would’ve made her so happy. they were both performers in a fight.

MANNY JACINTO + tumblr/reddit/twitter/tik tok text posts

Taco Crimes

Donnie would absolutely blow a fuse if someone ruined their books with how sacred he was to that mint condition comic, and I’m sure Mikey thinks cooking is an art. Cross either of them and it’s hell to pay!

I read a lot of book series that had been handed down to me by my siblings, but you could really tell whose they were before based on their condition. One sibling left foodstains and dog ears, another left spine breaks and ripped paperbacks, and the final would threaten my life if I so much as dented a page. Such is life with shared things

I guess you could say those books were well loved, for better or for worse lol