Hrnghhhh FTM Trans Soap Thoughts

hrnghhhh FTM trans Soap thoughts

lil Soap who always knew he wasn’t like the other girls his age

lil Soap who cried when he couldn’t join the boys’ footie league at school. His mom signed him up for a girls’ league instead, but for some reason that only made him want to cry more and he wasn’t sure why.

lil Soap who would always say “No, i’m hamsome!” whenever someone called him pretty, but grew out of it when he got older because the quiet laughs and ruffles of his hair that he received in response evolved into long silences and weird looks that he didn’t know how to interpret.

lil Soap who refused to brush his hair because it was a waste of time, so his mum always had to braid it every morning to keep it from turning into a rat’s nest, eventually coaxing him to let her brush it at least once a week because “I want you to look nice for church, m'ulaidh” and even then he’d sit on his little stool with the poutiest look on his face because this takes so loooong! How can anyone do this every single day?!

trans Soap whose family always sort of knew. The first time he comes back from a long deployment after starting T, he’s worried because he’s changed a lot and he doesn’t know how they’ll react, but when his Mum opens the door and lets him into the house, she just pinches his cheeks and says “you look just like your father” while his siblings immediately start clowning on him for his mohawk

Trans Soap who had to disclose his identity to Price so that he could still get his T shots while deployed and couldnt hide his big ol’ smile when Price just clapped him on the shoulder after signing the paperwork and said “Welcome to the team, son.”

Trans Soap who comes out to Simon over breakfast at his flat, where a drunk walk home the previous night had turned into to a make out session and almost a hookup, but had ended in a slightly awkward sleepover for obvious reasons.

Ghost who hasn’t exactly taken the time to sit down and work out what and who exactly he’s attracted to, he just knows he likes Johnny, so he takes a long sip of his coffee (because Johnny doesn’t have any tea) as he works out how to respond.

Ghost who can see how antsy Soap is getting while he thinks about what to say, so he puts down his mug and blurts out “still got an arsehole, don’t ya?” and starts mentally kicking himself the second the words leave his mouth because what the fuck?? who says that? He’s so nervous his hands are shaking and that’s how you respond? You blew it Simon, you idiot-

Soap who starts losing his mind laughing, both because that was the goofiest thing anyone has ever said in response to finding out about him being trans and he’s so relieved that Simon didn’t make a big deal of it

and then they kiss or something idk

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1 year ago

Hey there! So long time no see!

Bruce: So you all have a mode of transportation for the gala tonight?

Dick: Of course Bruce, save a four wheeler and ride a speedster.

Jason: Got it covered old man, save a harler and ride an archer.

Tim: Don’t worry Bruce I got it, save a limo and ride a country himbo.

Damian: Obviously father, save a wheel and ride the boy of steel.

Bruce: Mortified and facepalms.

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3 months ago

Kate: Okay everyone, I am assigning all of us to our most difficult mission yet, possibly our whole careers

Price: We’re the core members of 141 Kate, we can handle any-

Kate: We all have to act heterosexual…

Price: KATHLEEN LASWELL! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Ghost: I DONT WANT TO GO BACK IN THE CLOSET MOTHER! PLEASE DONT MAKE ME!

Soap: MAMMA PLEASE NO! I DE NOT WANT TO GET A DIVORCE WITH MA HUSBAND AND BE HETEROSEXUAL!

Gaz: IT TOOK ME YEARS TO DISCOVER MY SEXUALITY MOTHER! I DONT WANT TO BE CONFUSED AGAIN!

Farah: I KNOW IM WITH A MAN BUT I DONT WANT TO BE STRAIGHT! PLEASE DONT MAKE ME! WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DISAPPOINTED YOU AND GET OUR SEXUALITY PRIVATE TAKEN AWAY MOM!

Alex: AFTER THE YEARS OF PRACTICE IT TOOK ME TO PREFECT SAYING I DONT KNOW MY SEXUALITY AND NOW I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO SAY IM STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN!

Price: YOU ARE PUTTING THE CHILDREN IN DESTRESS KATHLEEN ! YOU HAVE BROKEN THIS FAMILY APART!

Nik, on a zoom call because he wasn’t on base and only needed to know the entry and exit plan: GO PACK YOUR BAGS CHILDREN, I AM TAKING YOU OUT OF THAT ABUSE FILLED HOME!

1 year ago

If Clark is kidnapped, he knows without having to ask that Bruce is going to hunt him down with the help of the entire Justice League. They’ll find him! He’ll be fine!

If Bruce is kidnapped, he’ll just sit there — maybe getting lightly tortured — and dread the arrival of all 17 of his kids, one angry Kryptonian without his emotional support human, Alfred having a RED moment, the Batcow, and all of the active JL members who don’t hate him right now (Hal Jordan will probably still come with, but he will complain the entire time)

3 years ago

Clark never felt pain until after he became Superman.

1 year ago

Could we get some That Unemployed Friend On A Tuesday Jason x Redneck Engineer Roy

[on the phone]

Dick: Hey, I'm about to go on lunch break. Do you and Roy wanna come?

Jason: Nah, we're already cooking.

Roy: *throws a match into a bucket of kerosene*

Dick: Is everything okay? I hear something on fire.

Jason, putting a baking tray on the flaming bucket: Yep, just making grilled cheese.

———————

Tim: *working in his office*

Jason and Roy: *hovers outside the window*

Tim: What the hell?

Jason: We turned our bikes into a helicopter.

Roy: We gotta keep pedaling so we don't fall.

———————

[at a restaurant]

Roy: Dude, this place is deserted.

Jason: I know. Normally it's packed.

Steph, the waitress: That's because it's 2 PM. And please stop making the Eiffel Tower with forks.

Roy, connecting forks: ...

———————

[at the high school]

Duke: Uh... what are you guys doing here?

Jason: We decided to enter the science fair.

Roy: Allow me to introduce the Duct Tape Blimp 2.0!

———————

[at the middle school]

Damian: My idiot brother and his friend are in the teacher's lounge.

Jon: Why?

Damian: To show off their junkyard coffee maker.

———————

Bruce: Jason, I thought I told you to shovel the driveway.

Jason: We are!

Bruce: We?

Roy, on an ATV with shovels attached: 'Sup B-man.

2 years ago
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