"Jeez You're A Looker... And I Don't Mean That As An Compliment."

' ' because you're a bunch of idiots for one. and, plus- he's tiny. who in their right mind would buy metal off of you if he's pint sized and- in your words- 'useless'? nobody will want that. he'll get sized up eventually of course but not in time for you to tell him. what's stopping me from taking this blimp down? I dont want to deal with the blue hedgehog. he gives me a headache sometimes. ' ' The wolf explains and then yawns near the end of his sentences. however upon seeing the birds approach his legs he takes a few choice steps back. what does he step back to? a pipe. Crescent elbows it harshly yet not quite out of place, just enough for the steam from it to begin hissing. then? he elbows at the nearest window, listening to it shadow. the focuses back onto the birds. ' ' let me play to your ego then, if you'll not listen to reason. let me leave and return the little one back to where he belongs and surely you "intelligent" birds will be able to think up another ridiculous plan to steal another badnik that could go for millions. why not that epoch fellow? or rusty rose? if this one is as insignificant as you say then surely there's no point in wanting metal in particular? another step at my legs and I'll work on tearing this blimp down, just you watch. ' '

The wolf looked rather unamused about the predicament about being tied up with the metallic hedgehog. infact, dare say Crescent was bored at his potentially dangerous predicament.. though he does eventually end up speaking up.

' ' you realize I've got teeth and claws right? actually, I'll just show you. ' ' The wolf begins to chew on the rope with his sharp canines- atleast for himself. it doesnt take long before Crescent finds himself out of his binds and standing. though he does need to duck as to not hit his head on the top of the blimp. shockingly.. he even stands taller than the albatross.

' ' So.. your deal is selling or pawning off Metal? well I'll admit, im surprised you birdbrains got your feathery fingers on him without him decimating each one of you but I suppose that blame is to be put towards the doctor. ' ' Crescent rolls his shoulders, a soft pop and cracking some from his bones could be heard before he looks towards the babylon rogues again.

' ' why even bother with any of this? you've got a blimp. why waste so much energy and time trying to pawn off eggman's junk when chaos relics would go for millions more, hm? or maybe there's something in the gaia temples you lot could find for a history nerd willing to spend their entire life savings on.. plus, who do you expect is gonna buy metal from you? ' ' The Wolf tilts his head. ' ' and who's to say Metal wont kill the one who buys him? ' '

The birds are seemingly distracted for a moment, talking about incoming bids for the tech and robot, but waves attention is caught by the wolves voice and his easy breakout from the ropes. She lets out a surprised and intimidated sqauwk at his sheer size and violently taps the boys’s shoulders, their heads whip to the wolf and they both Caw out in fear.

“STORM, HOW DID YOU FIT THIS ONE ON THE BLINP-?!”

“Mmmmagic..-“

“Oh for FUCKS SAKE- hold on i got this-“

Jet grumbles to the two before glaring up at the wolf and scowling, marching up to the massive ‘mobian’ and glaring him dead in his eye. Feathers are ruffled and his blue eyes burn into the wolves. Its clear the hawk isnt amused but is also intimidated, but aswell cocky and thinks he can stand up to him.

“And who are you to judge us for makin a living here fuck-face? Eggmans fucked us, and multiple cities, up MULTIPLE times, hes tried to destroy the world dangnabit! And if sonic wont just KILL him, WE decided to start taking revenge in the best way we know how! Selling his shit or just trashing his place until sonics bitchass does something!”

The hawk shrieks, gritting his teeth.

“Dont underestimate a flock of bird, big dog! And plus, metals pint sized, he was easy to nab! Like stealing a child.”

Jet snickers, scowl turning to a cocky grin and putting his talons on his hips, rolling his eyes.

“You got a point there, big dog, but we find it fun to mess with the egghead and foil his plans, plus without his prized possession, metal, he cant really cause much destruction without sonic tearing through his robots in seconds! We’re helpin in our own way, and thats stealing from the wicked and givin to the city! We’ll be goin for more pricey expensive shit later though, dont you worry. And well, if you must know the highest bid for this little bitch is 2 MILLION rings! Or dollars, depends on what they’re paying with. But STILL. People want this little bucket ‘a bolts. But i take it some edge,ord like you don’t want nothin to do with this?”

Jet snorts as he rambles, throwing his talons and wings around in motions as he does, before perking his brows to that last statement. The green hawk then looks to the small robot and snorts, moving over to pick up the rather small cage the chao-sized robots in and holds it so the wolf can see it.

“You see this? You see how small and insignificant it is right now? It cant kill anyone in this state! And besides, we made sure to declaw it. It was.. a pain in the ass but hey, it worked.”

As the hawk holds up the cage. The tiny chao-sized hedgehog stares up at the wolf. It moves to slide its paw through the bars and pathetically reach and strain its tiny body to try and reach out to him for help since it recognizes crescent, letting out small mechanical cries once more. This is essentially a living hell for the little robot. Nothing but a little pet in a cage.

KICK THAT CHILD!

Shadow Sweep

' ' Thank you very much. ' '

' ' Could I give you a pat on the head? ' '

Asks a large standing wolf.

"... I'll allow it this time, Proceed."

SEGA, PUT AGENT STONE IN THE SONIC GAMES YOU COWARDS. GIVE GAME EGGMAN THE DEVOTED HENCHMAN HE DESERVES THATS NOT A ROBOT. MAKE HIM MAKE LATTES. MAKE HIM DO A LITTLE EVIL LAUGH ALONG WITH EGGMAN. DO IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

CODE

The official reference Remake. he looks alot better like this and I could even include the back of his jacket :3

ALT Versions under cut.

Without Coding Version.

And the Uncolored Version.

I know this is like cringe to most people but with me unironically enjoying it is it bad that I'd like to see an artist redraw this scene with game canon Eggman and Gerald? colored or not, It would probably (potentially) still be just as cursed but hilarious but that might be just me

Co-creator is @khalewren

All ships and characters are getting tagged so if you have a blocked tag and click on this to see it anyway, that's on you

My birthday was yesterday, but I wanna celebrate another boy's birthday today. one that really deserves it and totally is real and isn't a fictional character from a video game I very much adore and hold dear close to my soul.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONO!!!!

aka HAPPY 4th ANNIVERSARY LITTLE NIGHTMARES 2!!!

I wish I had time to draw something but ngl it did slip my mind abit so a post, I thought, deserved to atleast be made.

you reblogged this because you know this is us, minus the breakup ones lmao.

[directly to: @aspeedydemon]

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

I wanted to draw him at peace...

(Work in progress)