' ' Because You're A Bunch Of Idiots For One. And, Plus- He's Tiny. Who In Their Right Mind Would Buy

' ' because you're a bunch of idiots for one. and, plus- he's tiny. who in their right mind would buy metal off of you if he's pint sized and- in your words- 'useless'? nobody will want that. he'll get sized up eventually of course but not in time for you to tell him. what's stopping me from taking this blimp down? I dont want to deal with the blue hedgehog. he gives me a headache sometimes. ' ' The wolf explains and then yawns near the end of his sentences. however upon seeing the birds approach his legs he takes a few choice steps back. what does he step back to? a pipe. Crescent elbows it harshly yet not quite out of place, just enough for the steam from it to begin hissing. then? he elbows at the nearest window, listening to it shadow. the focuses back onto the birds. ' ' let me play to your ego then, if you'll not listen to reason. let me leave and return the little one back to where he belongs and surely you "intelligent" birds will be able to think up another ridiculous plan to steal another badnik that could go for millions. why not that epoch fellow? or rusty rose? if this one is as insignificant as you say then surely there's no point in wanting metal in particular? another step at my legs and I'll work on tearing this blimp down, just you watch. ' '

The wolf looked rather unamused about the predicament about being tied up with the metallic hedgehog. infact, dare say Crescent was bored at his potentially dangerous predicament.. though he does eventually end up speaking up.

' ' you realize I've got teeth and claws right? actually, I'll just show you. ' ' The wolf begins to chew on the rope with his sharp canines- atleast for himself. it doesnt take long before Crescent finds himself out of his binds and standing. though he does need to duck as to not hit his head on the top of the blimp. shockingly.. he even stands taller than the albatross.

' ' So.. your deal is selling or pawning off Metal? well I'll admit, im surprised you birdbrains got your feathery fingers on him without him decimating each one of you but I suppose that blame is to be put towards the doctor. ' ' Crescent rolls his shoulders, a soft pop and cracking some from his bones could be heard before he looks towards the babylon rogues again.

' ' why even bother with any of this? you've got a blimp. why waste so much energy and time trying to pawn off eggman's junk when chaos relics would go for millions more, hm? or maybe there's something in the gaia temples you lot could find for a history nerd willing to spend their entire life savings on.. plus, who do you expect is gonna buy metal from you? ' ' The Wolf tilts his head. ' ' and who's to say Metal wont kill the one who buys him? ' '

The birds are seemingly distracted for a moment, talking about incoming bids for the tech and robot, but waves attention is caught by the wolves voice and his easy breakout from the ropes. She lets out a surprised and intimidated sqauwk at his sheer size and violently taps the boys’s shoulders, their heads whip to the wolf and they both Caw out in fear.

“STORM, HOW DID YOU FIT THIS ONE ON THE BLINP-?!”

“Mmmmagic..-“

The Wolf Looked Rather Unamused About The Predicament About Being Tied Up With The Metallic Hedgehog.

“Oh for FUCKS SAKE- hold on i got this-“

The Wolf Looked Rather Unamused About The Predicament About Being Tied Up With The Metallic Hedgehog.

Jet grumbles to the two before glaring up at the wolf and scowling, marching up to the massive ‘mobian’ and glaring him dead in his eye. Feathers are ruffled and his blue eyes burn into the wolves. Its clear the hawk isnt amused but is also intimidated, but aswell cocky and thinks he can stand up to him.

“And who are you to judge us for makin a living here fuck-face? Eggmans fucked us, and multiple cities, up MULTIPLE times, hes tried to destroy the world dangnabit! And if sonic wont just KILL him, WE decided to start taking revenge in the best way we know how! Selling his shit or just trashing his place until sonics bitchass does something!”

The Wolf Looked Rather Unamused About The Predicament About Being Tied Up With The Metallic Hedgehog.

The hawk shrieks, gritting his teeth.

“Dont underestimate a flock of bird, big dog! And plus, metals pint sized, he was easy to nab! Like stealing a child.”

Jet snickers, scowl turning to a cocky grin and putting his talons on his hips, rolling his eyes.

“You got a point there, big dog, but we find it fun to mess with the egghead and foil his plans, plus without his prized possession, metal, he cant really cause much destruction without sonic tearing through his robots in seconds! We’re helpin in our own way, and thats stealing from the wicked and givin to the city! We’ll be goin for more pricey expensive shit later though, dont you worry. And well, if you must know the highest bid for this little bitch is 2 MILLION rings! Or dollars, depends on what they’re paying with. But STILL. People want this little bucket ‘a bolts. But i take it some edge,ord like you don’t want nothin to do with this?”

The Wolf Looked Rather Unamused About The Predicament About Being Tied Up With The Metallic Hedgehog.

Jet snorts as he rambles, throwing his talons and wings around in motions as he does, before perking his brows to that last statement. The green hawk then looks to the small robot and snorts, moving over to pick up the rather small cage the chao-sized robots in and holds it so the wolf can see it.

“You see this? You see how small and insignificant it is right now? It cant kill anyone in this state! And besides, we made sure to declaw it. It was.. a pain in the ass but hey, it worked.”

The Wolf Looked Rather Unamused About The Predicament About Being Tied Up With The Metallic Hedgehog.

As the hawk holds up the cage. The tiny chao-sized hedgehog stares up at the wolf. It moves to slide its paw through the bars and pathetically reach and strain its tiny body to try and reach out to him for help since it recognizes crescent, letting out small mechanical cries once more. This is essentially a living hell for the little robot. Nothing but a little pet in a cage.

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why are your legs so long?

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18+ BLOG!Please read the information below to understand :)

This is a semi-selective, crossover friendly, LGBTQ+ friendly roleplay-ask blog for my personal interpretation and depiction of the fictional character Mono from Little Nightmares 2. due to personal reasons regarding my identity this blog will be 18+ and Mono himself will be an adult. Just because Mono will retain his design, albeit more worn out and oldened looking, of the paperbag and his trenchcoat does not make him a minor in this blog specifically.

yes, this does mean you will be allowed to ask adult questions however do not ask anything 'adult' in extreme grotesque detail as I will not be answering those types of questions.

[ CONTENT WARNINGS ] 18+ Blog means potentially 18+ asks (please be mindful of eachother!), Drawings or Descriptions of potentially grotesque gore or a horror element, Potentially strong use of harsh language, Mentions or descriptions of drawn or not drawn Blood or injury, Potential animal death or monster death. <- and Anything else that goes as a Trigger warning for a Horror/Psychological Horror Blog.

[ LORE SET UP FOR THIS BLOG ] Welcome, Little ones… After many Loops and cycles of betrayal, Mono got fed up with it. fueled by an internal irrational fear of being alone and the determination to escape the constant heartbreak and trauma caused from The Pale City as a whole, Mono has found a way to break himself out of the cycle and is now wandering the forest. Mono's abilities are strong, and his emotions only fuel it more however this led to the strange occurrence of.. strange unbodied voices speaking to him? Join him on his lonesome, journey against the horrific world of the Nowhere.. [ WHO'S THE MUN? ] This blog is ran by @crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones and will follow back under that username.

[ HOW WILL ASKS BE ANSWERED? ] Some responses may get drawing answers, but some responses may also just get the basic full-written answer. regardless of whichever I use to answer your ask, please do not be discouraged to ask more and to please be patient with me!

[ TEXT COLORS FOR DIALOGUES ] Mono dialogue color will remain as the basic text color Mod/Mun dialogue color will be written in green with two forward slashes surrounding said text.

[ DNI'S ] Transphobes, homophobes, pro-shippers, r*cist, s*xist, ableist, terfs, and e.t.c. I will not tolerate under any circumstances any sort of problematic people that come here seeking potential argument.

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Happy Trans Day Of Visibility!!!

happy trans day of visibility!!! <33


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hey, I was a butch lesbian now I'm a Transmasculine Demiromantic Homosexual. happily taken.

Everyone introduce yourself by what you thought your OG queer identity was and what you currently identify as

Ill go first: hi I was bisexual now I’m a pansexual aroace


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Hello hello! Welcome to my Movie!sonic ask blog, as the entire thing suggests, this sonic is strictly from the movie-cannon and will act accordingly to his universe!

Other blogs (not movie-verse, game/comic verses)

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@dyingstarlightabove (Fleetway askblog)

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Blog directly affiliated with: @alostshadowfromthestars

This blog is meant to be a duo blog with my boyfriends above! This blog is movie!sonadow essentially. This version of movie!sonic is 18.

RULES:

1: NSFT asks are fine, just dont be a total creep! Movie!sonic is a fresh adult but is still learning about those kinds of things, but those asks are perfectly fine! Just dont be in detail or really weird (unless ur my boyfriend ofc)

2: Do not harass anybody on this blog. Anon hate will be deleted or just made fun of, do not harass/hate on other people if they decide to (for fun/for an m!a or js to mess with sonic) be rude, or etc. as long as its all directed to the character it is fine, dont be jackasses to eachother though.

3: Game/Comic cannon ask blogs, OCS, other movie blogs, ETC, are completely fine and are encouraged to interact if you’d like! I do not mind and i wont be mad, but sonic just might be alittle confused if a dupe or game/comic accurate blog interacts. Thats just how he’ll react, the mod is fine with it!

4: there WILL be sonic movie 3 spoilers in this blog. If you haven’t watched the movie and don’t want spoilers, it’d be best to not interact until you do so i dont spoil anything for you.

5: mod is a multishipper but is a diehard sonadow fan, i dont mind questions to sonic about other ships as long as you are not forcing a ship onto him/me, i already have this movie!sonic directly shipped with my boyfriends movie!shadow, but i dont mind you discussing about other ships if you see fit. (Just uh. No discussion about shipping him with knuckles, tails, or his human parents. That incest shits weird.)


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Crescent remains knelt before the neo werehog, due to his own height, and merely watches. he then shifts his own weight to move from kneeling to sitting, crossing his legs as he does so. his own bushy wolf-tail waggles against the ground behind him peaked from the cover of his black cloak. he spies the injuries before turning his head away with thought. he had only brought meat because he hadn't been expecting Neo to be injured but perhaps he would bring medical supplies too if the injuries are not tended to by his next visit.

' ' kinda hard to talk, isnt it? that's okay, you dont have to talk. just try not to get yourself into a situation you cant get out of while you're like this, alright? ' ' Crescent suggests, but he doesn't seem to budge. infact, he seems to pop an earbud into one of his ears and play some sort of incoherent music. ' ' mind if I hang around you for a small bit? dont worry, I wont take your asks. not intentionally anyway. ' '

' ' these anons go about it all wrong, don't they? ' ' The Wolf sighs, looking at the Mobianized Werehog form that Neo had dawned. he takes a break for a month to reside to his own affairs and they turn him into a glorified meatsack puppy? Crescent approaches then kneels down near Neo, reaching over to give him a gentle scratch behind the ear with his own claws.

...that being said, seeing as how Neo reacted to the anon; Crescent makes sure to flash his own teeth as a minor warning not to snap at him. he doubts this would work though, considering who Neo was at heart. ' ' the doctor feed you yet? ah, y'know what, dont worry about it. direct the ass chewing onto me if Eggman gets mad about this. ' ' Crescent says as he pulls his paw back to reach into a black back he's concealed under his black cloak this time. he pulls out a raw T-Bone steak, uncooked but fresh and healthy for the most part, and holds it infront of Neo for the taking. does he always carry that around...? no. no he doesnt.

The werehogs ears slowly perk up from where hes laid, like a dog, which- is all he really is when it boils down to it, hes just laying on the ground in some little blood splats that are from his own injuries. And maybe an anon or two getting bit. The werehogs head lifts to a familiar voice of a, now fellow canid, Crescent. Letting out some odd yet relaxed noises at the scratch behind his ear, flicking his own back juust abit to show slight submission from the wolves flared teeth. Despite being well, neo, still. It seemed Crescent was considered a higher rank in his feralized mind. ‘An alpha’ as they called it in wolf or dog packs. Ofcourse his master eggman was above that but Crescent gained Neo, or Metals, respect a loong time ago.

Considering hes in such a feral mindset, the canid attempts a response but all that comes out is incoherent huffs, snarfs and quiet barks, with the loud noises of his teeth chomping against eachother but its no way a show of violence. Just a failure to speak. So he shakes his head softly, and perks his ears once more in a minor confusion as he rummages through his cloak. However the confusion quickly subsides and his pupils go large at the raw meat infront of his face. The werehog pushes himself to his paws slightly and snaps his jaws forward to snap them onto the Steak, very gently taking it from his hand however and began to eat as if he hadn’t aten in days. Which.. he probably hadn’t, atleast had anything like a meal, chilidogs weren’t a good ‘meal’, so for a form like this? The steak would hold over nicely. You can easily see the large bushy wolf tail wagging in the air like an excited puppy to have a snack. Ignoring his injuries for the moment to enjoy what he was given.


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I Just Kinda Exist.!! [PROSHIPPER/-CEST ETC DNI] !!|𝘐 𝘉𝘪𝘵𝘦.||Happily &amp; Gayly Taken By @aspeedydemon|[𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙎𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙢]|𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐅𝐭𝐌; He/Him||𝙁𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙨-Sans [UT] & Shadow [STH]| |MULTI FANDOM ENJOYER| [PS;] [I Rp with my sona too! Feel free to ask it, or me, anything. I ask fandom rp blogs in character of my sona or sometimes ooc. ]

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