BTD My Thoughts On Strade

The Faerie Aesthetic

soft dresses in earthy tones, perhaps slightly worn at the edges

little scratches and cuts below your knees from thistles and brambles

hair loose and uninhibited, tousled slightly by the wind

hopping across stones over babbling brooks

running barefoot through grass and woodland

collecting wildflowers in a little straw basket

quietly humming and singing nonsensical rhymes

making daisy chains

rosy cheeks, pink lips and big eyes

flowers in hair and ribbons around wrists and ankles

laughing childishly, unprovoked and unrestrained

making small jam sandwiches cut into triangles, and eating them in picnics in the woods

dancing freely, twirling and laughing and stumbling without thought

secrets and mischief 

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

blood orange 🍊💉

good evening to eldest daughters, people with a complicated relationship with their mother, service industry workers, big tiddy bitches, college dropouts, people who are spiritual but not religious, they/thems, nintendo gamers, and friendless loners

Figured I would share my favorite quick and easy safe food:

Microwave egg white omelettes!

All you gotta do is crack two egg whites in a mug

Add whatever veggies you want

And microwave for around 90 seconds or until done!

I love this. It’s so good and is only around 35 calories! Such a great staple for breakfast

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

“Pretty girls don’t eat”

No, pretty girls don’t give out tips to vulnerable young teens on how to starve their own bodies to the point of near death

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann