Know What? I’m About To Say It.

Hey, y’all. I’ve got a question.

Why the everloving FUCK is there a Slade x Robin week on A03?! Why are there people in the fandoms promoting pedophilia on a large scale level, like it’ll catch on? FUCK NO. Don’t do that shit! Pardon my language, but FUCK.

Bart: I'm the best observer you know!

Tim: Last week you thought that a sponge in the tower was an owl.

Bart: If you'd stop buyin' ‘em in bird colors, that would stop happening.

Bart: what if go evil and run towards you at high speeds?

Kon: My arms are very strong. I would catch you and I would hug you.

❝ i gotta run! ❞

You’re bloody identical twin you’ve never met before but can still somehow feel in the world w/ your twin sensés doesn’t accept you?: I’m already at the surgeon.

you know what? if someone doesn’t support you for your orientation, i am now filling that role.

dad doesn’t support you? I’m getting my bbq tongs out & you best be ready to hear some corny dad jokes.

mom doesn’t support you? here i come with some freshly baked cookies and a warm blanket.

best friend doesn’t support you? i am gonna listen to you talk about your favorite interests so hard

math teacher doesn’t support you? I’m a dumb bitch but I’m willing to learn some gotdamn math!!!

I Am Not Here For This Shit

The way I am sobbing, YOU HAVE BLESSED ME AND MY CREATION

Currently in rarepair hell be seeing you all :))

(bonus one under the cut cause I don't like it as much, but it's cute so take it avdjsnsj)

inaccurate Batfam quotes #23

Dick: Lil' D, If you were an angle; you'd be acute one!

Damian: That was revolting.

Jason: What about me?

Tim: Ad-Jason-t

Dick: High fives Tim

HAHAHAHA I FUCKING CAN’T XD

It's funny to me because the brown one pushing the other one off is the female and the one falling is the Male. I'm pretty sure she just rejected his date.

More info for JayBart, which is completely headcanon and can be platonic: For reference, cause I think a lotta people are confused about this,

Bart and Jason are canonically only a year apart of age, which is why I think a lot of you are questioning in case you thought it was bigger than that.

Bart, as we all know, had speed aging where he grew up faster than anything and chronologically speaking, he’s lived for 4 years. But since his perception of time is different than others, plus with the help of his Virtual Simulation growing up, he’s biologically 15 when he starts out as Impulse (According to secret origins 80 page giant #1). So he’s A year older than Tim.

Jason Todd is Two years older than Tim, also to reference. DC just doesn’t know how to draw the correct look for age gap. Bart just looks younger since he aged so fast, but he does shoot up in three years.

While their approach varies, they have very common morals when it comes to justice work and corrupt systems. (100% they both support ACAB, DC’s just too scared to bring up something “so controversial”) I mean, the amount of times Jason was failed by justice department and everything in between, on top of Bart unknowingly growing up in a system that’s run by the Evil President Thawne (HIS GRANDPA), the “science police”, that were just as corrupt as the president and constantly hunting him down, plus y’know, living in the apocalypse; both of them have strong views on the matter. (And Yes, I know Bart was a CSI for a year but Central City is already so far gone and morally depraved that he might as well be the one good thing about it.)

Yes, I think they would make a great couple, but I also ship them as platonic soulmates/platonic husbands, but really they just have an amazing dynamic (that has never been explored). I prefer my ships to have chemistry above all else, and you know, be in each other’s age range, and not siblings. Thing’s you shouldn’t ship characters for, but Chemistry is important to me at least.

Thank you for your time, if you’ve read thus far.