It's Funny To Me Because The Brown One Pushing The Other One Off Is The Female And The One Falling Is

ASLKMGSD:KLM thank u guys for spreading jaybart, absolute goats

I am here with the crackships for the ship ask! JayBart and Jason/Connor Hawke.

Ooo, now you've got me thinking Anon, I like it!

JayBart - yeah, sure, I could ship it

1. What made you ship it?

☝️ This ask lol

2. What are your favourite things about the ship?

God the chaos. Absolutely off the charts ADHD energy, zero focus to hyperfocus and back in literal seconds. Bouncing back and forth through topics like nobody's business, like chains of 'oh that reminds me of--' from like what food to get to genius level mechanical engineering to theoretical space-time shizzle to oh shit we forgot the ice cream. I feel like their conversations would be incomprehensible to anyone else lmao

Might be interesting to contrast a Bart who wholly embraces his place in flashfam, who values the legacy and wants to uphold it, with a Jason that's estranged from batfam, who constantly questions his place with them, who *wants* to value the legacy but also fundamentally disagrees with it's principles

Also, they both have experience finding their place after time displacement, and they both often have their insight/opinions overlooked or ignored even when they're right!

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on this ship?

Gotta be Tim-less! No Tim's allowed!!

(sorry timmers)

Jason/Conner Hawke - Sure, why not Ship it

1. What made you ship it?

Again, this post, right this second xD

2. What are your favourite things about the ship?

Propagation of the Ace Jace agenda? Interesting moral debates about pacifism at all costs Vs killing for the greater good? Because you get all the Ollie Vs Bruce drama that you get with JayRoy, but also get Roy and Dick being absolutely insufferable about their little brothers dating?

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on this ship?

Nope ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[ask me about a ship!]

Kon: What would make you possibly believe I have any idea that I knew where this "wolf" is?

Tim: Oh, well first off, somebody called in an anonymous report that some masked teen was flying through Metropolis with a moving tarp. Secondly, I'm dating you and I know when you're lying and third, there's around 300 packets of tarter sauce on the doorstep.

Kon: You're right... I'll start watching my cholesterol.

Tim: Kon.

Kon: Bart was here?

Tim, walking to a walk in closet and opening it so the wolf tumbles out: Kon.

Kon: ... Whaaaat? Bart must've... hid that... there. Without me knowing... Crazzzy.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #29

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 3!The amazing Women have joined the chat

Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious

Have to get my nails redone after I punch this guy for making a move on my sis. Brb

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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack

rolls up sleeves I got this

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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass

@ FlyingGraysonJr Hold my earrings

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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

Girl, you know I got u.

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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious

God, being this awesome is exausting...

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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass

I'll hold the mantle while you take a break. Go do your nerd stuff

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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack

Still don't understand Twitter but learning

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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell

Why is the little demon brat so awful? What did I ever do to you?!

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Damian Wayne 🗸 @ TheBloodSon

Say it to my face, Brown.

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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell

I will when you reach eye-level, gremlin.

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Cass Sandsmark 🗸 @ StrongerThanYourMans

anotherunofficialBruceWayneadoption

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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell

Welcome to the family @ StrongerThanYourMans

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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass

Looks like we snagged another one. @ zombierebellion owes me five bucks

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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion

Damn it, Bruce! I bet on Billy next

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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

I had my money on Conner.

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Tim Drake 🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

No way. It was gonna be Duke.

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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack

Duke already family?

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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious

@ sleepwhenimdead When was the last time you slept, Timmy?

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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion

I'll get the sedatives...

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HAPPY HARTLEY DAY

June 22, Hartley Rathaway's Birthday

Bart: Is that blood?

Tim: Where?

Bart: In your mouth

Tim: There's a cup of kimchin 30 centimeters from my mouth

Bart: Yes

Tim: What is the chance that blood is what I have in my mouth?

Bart: 1%?

Tim: 1%?

Bart: 1%

Tim: Less than 1%

Bart: 0.9%?

Tim: I think less

Bart: 0.3%?

Tim: Yeah, I think this is it

Bart: So, is that blood?

Tim: If there is a 0.3% chance of being blood what I have in my mouth, and a 99.7% chance of being kimchi what I have in my mouth, why do you ask me if it is blood what I have in the mouth?

Bart: Because there is a 0.3% chance of blood being what you have in your mouth!

Tim: Are you going to bet on a 0.3% chance ?!

Bart: I'm going!

Tim: Why ?!

Bart: Because I want to bet on a 0.3% chance!

Tim: Well, you're right

Bart: Am I?

Tim: I was eating kimchi and I bit my lip, satisfied?

Bart: So this is blood?

Tim: This is blood

Bart: So I did well to ask if it was blood!

Tim: Normally, you would be wrong

Bart: But this time I am correct

Tim: But it usually doesn't

Bart: But this time yes

Tim: By sheer luck

Bart: Admit I'm right!

Tim: FOR PURE LUCK

Bart: ADmit that I'm right!

Tim: Where is this conversation going to take?

Bart: I have no idea, I just wanted to know if it was blood!

Tim: That's blood!

Bart: Great!

Tim: It's not great, but I understand that you said "great" to finish the thought

Bart: Do you want a band-aid?

Tim: I want to!

Bart: I'll get it!

Tim: Thank you

Bart: What a useless conversation!

Drarry head canon thing...

Human realm. Harry and Draco have been together for years now. One night, Harry gets into a car accident that sends him into a coma. He ends up waking a month later thinking he’s a wizard and Draco is his enemy. It hurts every time Harry ended up calling him ‘Malfoy’- which he Insisted on calling him. The doctors perscribe him medication that should help, but isn’t. Draco tries everything he can whenever he visits Harry in the mental hospital to get the Raven to remember. All seems to fail until one day Harry starts to hum the song he wrote for Draco. “Harry? W-where did you hear that?” Draco finally had gained hope after months of trying. Was Harry finally starting to remember? “I-I don’t know...” Harry stare down at the floor. Fixated on the carpet design. A few minutes of silence passed until Draco started to sing the words. Harry- the entire time- would not look up. When Draco finished, his hope deflated again. He’s lost his love, he thought. Standing and walking towards the door, something stops him. A hand on his wrist held him in place. “Draco..?” Harry’s quivering voice asked.

#drarry

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Stimmy Speedster Sunday II!

Hell ya. Love those.

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Bart despite popular thinking would be an introvert too, he is not the type of guy who is hyper flitting around the class and talking non-stop, you could even say that he is quiet and somewhat silent when he is in his normal life.

I am not saying that he is shy, because he would be the opposite but he is not burning in the emotion of adventure either.

Yeah like that's one of he things that both the fandom and Bendis got really wrong about Bart.

They said (In a Bendis Y.J. issue) that Bart liked to talk or use a lot of words or something--but as I recall when reading Impulse. He doesn't actually talk a whole lot. He's in his head daydreaming like a type of introvert.

Heck, believe it or not you could say Bart isn't actually that hyper. He just has super speed and an attention problem so it seems that way.

He's a much calmer than people think. He can get very emotional and have loud emotions like everyone else. But his default mode is actually quite calm and collected, at least on the outside.

Bart is one of those painfully misunderstood characters. But I guess you can say that about a lot of comic book characters now a days.

Even writers of his original era didn't quite get him. Cause he was more subtle and nuanced than anyone seems to give him credit for.

Like very now and again people seemed ticked off at me for not like Post-Deaths Tim that much besides under a specific writer, but that's cause most of those writers didn't get Tim and just plain got his personality wrong. Which is pretty valid of me. I don't get why people only assume bad characterization only happened within the last decade--

But I arguably don't even like most Bart stuff from the 90s themselves cause it seems like when Mark Waid isn't there, it's often that the character is completely butchered. I'd say Pete David is second best, but even he had moments where he botched it.

My man Bart deserves more respect. Like even more so than Tim what the fandom thinks of Bart is even more just so wildly believed that I can’t even find myself enjoying, well, nearly any fan art. Cause most of it’s just based on the assumption of who Bart is rather than what he’s actually like.

We all know how Draco and Harry get when paired together in Potions. Well, I want to see them get paired together in Divination. Their foretelling mainly consists of them competing in who will divine a more gruesome death to the other. 

Trelawney is so impressed by their clairvoyance that they remain partnered for the rest of the year.