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i still can't believe that this fandom thinks regulus black was less dramatic than his brother. like... regulus?? mr "to the dark lord 😈😈 i know i will be DEAD 💔💔😔😔🥀 long before you read this 🤫🧏♂️🐺🗣 but i want you to know it was i who discovered your secret 🙈🫵🫵 i have stolen the REAL horcrux ⛓️🐺 😌 and intend to DESTROY it as soon as i can💥🕑🔥 i face death 🤪🤪😎 in the hope that once you meet your MATCH 😈🗣😎 you will be mortal once more" ?? girl was a certified drama queen idk what you're ON about
people forget lily was like “snaaaape, your blood supremacist friends just attacked a muggle born girl :( why do u hang with them” five minutes before snapes worst memory
like girl why were you putting up with a guy whos besties with people who literally want you dead
i love lily, but let “kind” be her fault as well. she held onto people to her own detriment
the author said lily was falling for james during the time of snapes worst memory cuz he was the cool popular kid that teased her
she was the biggest “i can fix him” ever
also YES i need self serving snape who isnt a blood supremacist, but is just selfish and disadvantaged so he sides with people who will protect his interests no matter the cost
and apathetic final boss sirius who thinks hes better than everyone for being a black and only does things that entertain him
i need james that loves hard but also is a fucking asshole because his parents doted on him and told him he can never do any wrong
i love the characterization of james parents as perfect, but lets be serious (black), they raised james. theyd 100% be the parents called to the proncipals office cuz theyre kid pulled a girls hair and be like “no thats not my boy, youve got it wrong”
really do hate how characters are being stripped of characteristics that make them interesting in the first place.
Remus ran away from his problems, he was a coward, he never stood up for himself because he comes from a disadvantaged position. He can never be brave, my guy was grateful he was even allowed to go to hogwarts. That's also why he's so blindly loyal to Dumbldore, of course he feels indebted grateful towards him.
My Remus would never be this confident cocky Casanova guy people depict him as?? You guys know we can have conventionally unattractive characters right?? Not everyone has to be self assured, we have cocky Sirius and James already.
Literally where are the fics where he's so scarred he's ugly, has a bad leg, uses a cane, has chronic pains???
he wanted to break away from the past and yet he's simultaneously attached to it as well. He literally can't move on (not reporting Sirius' animagus form??) but makes no moves to get closer with Harry.
REMUS IS A LOSER AND WE LOVE HIM FOR THAT.
Like he's clearly a complicated character and literally everything that makes him interesting is taken away to put him in this macho daddy role.
How do y'all say you guys like this fanon version of Remus when canon Remus was so much more interesting?? Do you guys even like Remus??
You can have your headcanons where Sirius is dressed up in skirts, wearing make up, I don't mind gender something Sirius! (It fits his whole rebel thing for me) But when he's wearing anything that literally isn't punk or goth, like stockings, shirts that "swallow him up", no. Or worse, if he's so short, so skinny and twinkified in order to push this submissive bottom agenda that some wolfstar tend to do, oh my god then I have a problem.
Why can no one ship them with equal heights if you don't like their canon height difference?? Do y'all not want tall Sirius black AND tall Remus lupin?? I DO GIVE ME EQUAL HEIGHTS. It genuinely freaks me out when one of them is ridiculously short.
I don't even care for the whole masculine tall dark handsome character that he canonically was but...to twinkify him..??? When he's probably the literal blueprint for fanon Remus now??
Sirius that is emotional, irrational, whiny, overdramatic?? Who?? Yeah it's fine when it's on occasion because it certainly does add flavor to his character plus comedic relief but lets not make that his whole personality? Where's the Sirius black that gave 0 fucks about everything!! "I wish it was a full moon", his reason for The Prank, his general idgaf attitude after escaping Azkaban!! Like he was a proper apathetic menace and y'all need to write him that way more.
And together, femboy sub Sirius x masc dom "the rational one" is the worst thing that happened to wolfstar, literally everything dimensional about it is gone and it's just...a regular mlm ship.
James sunshine potter. I fear I am guilty of liking James that's only ever nice to people but please. Make him cruel. Where's the guy that threatened lily, the guy that treated severes the way he did?
I'm all for sunshine potter but we don't have to erase the shitty things he did. The guy that kept being shitty because he knew he was getting away with it. It makes him interesting, how he is capable of such viciousness while being the sunshine character??
He even sees the world in black and white and yet he's so awful?? Like I genuinely can't understand this guy and it makes him beautiful.
If anything I should be seeing more Slytherin James but I barely see any of that?? Bro was cunning
Lily, and I know how much the fandom is protective over her but please fucking admit she's a character with flaws. Jily should've never happened because of James' cruelty towards Snape. Yet it did because Lily is a flawed character that got with his ex best friends bully.
Yes lily doesn't owe Severus shit after the mudblood incident but she can do that by...not defending him?? NOT getting with his friend??
James threatened her, SAed Snape, and she was there to witness this among several other things he did. She was Sev's best friend, she'd know personally how being bullied made him feel.
But one slur word and those years of friendship, the loyalty is thrown away and she gets with James Potter. Yes, girl boss, but she's also cruel. Make her capable of cruelty, no need to make a complete empath!!
Low-key, y'all need to give Snape fans an apology cause y'all out here making up stories that glorify fanon Regulus when Snape has canonically done more things for harry while serving cunt.
Like please, let's not forget that Snape is the exact opposite of being masculine too, he is very capable of being an actual LGBTQ icon whereas the mauraders are the furthest thing from that.
If you want LGBTQ icon mauraders, who canonically made fun of Snape for being less masculine, why the hell aren't you doing the same for Snape?? Why in the world is he being written as some creepy homophobic incel??
Also please give him credit, he's fucking funny. He took over for Remus, assigned students to think of ways of killing werewolves and made Remus mark them. He's PETTY, he did not let that Prank slide.
He's such a beautifully grey character, where his FANS don't even want to call him a good character or an evil one because he's that grey. And all of you stripped off the good parts of him and just made him a boring evil characters. Like bro, c'mon.
And regulus. He's literally just a mix Sirius and Snape. There's nothing badass or cunty about him?? Literally anyone can tell he takes after sirius or Snape.
If you want an original character, please reference canon. He's so much more tragic that way.
I don't care if he grew up abusive, was fed blood supremacist bullshit and believed it, groomed to take part in a cult only to realize violently afterwards that he didn't like it there. If I wanted to read about that id read the books and focus on Snape.
I don't care that he was petty, was a boss bitch, did badass things and gave 0 fucks about the people around because that's literally just Sirius.
He's tragic because he tried to be a hero and failed. he was always going to fail, he was always too naive, he was never going to amount to anything and that makes him tragic and much more interesting. He was on the path for reform and didn't have enough time.
It's like you guys switched up canon Severus and canon regulus, it's actually annoying, give these characters justice.
Everyone, mauraders, lily and Snape, all of them are so grey it actually hurts, and yet they keep getting pushed into these labeled boxes like what.
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i feel like i need a content warning for dumb/bitchy/whiny/etc (fanon.....) sirius
It’s so hard being someone who loves canon Sirius Black and going into the Sirius Black tag only to see posts about w*lfstar and j*gulus, along with the worst takes I’ve ever read in my entire life.
Honestly, with all due respect, a lot of you are a bit stupid, yes.
No, your Sirius turns into a flustered, stuttering mess. Mine shuts down and self isolates or gets mean. Mines better-
Propaganda I'm not falling for:
Ravenclaw Emmeline
Slytherin Barty
Dumb twink Sirius
Forced/unwilling death eaters Regulus, Evan, and Barty
Pandora being a seer
Any of the Black family having a healthy relationship with each other (bar Alphard)
Alphard being a bad uncle to Andi or Sirius
Abusive father Barty Sr.
The slytherin skittles
JKR being a good person/right about anything
Cho Chang's name being Cho Chang
Hopping on the Propaganda I Will Not Fall For trend:
Dog person Sirius
Intimidating Regulus
Nonchalant Remus
Pandora Rosier
Seer Pandora
Abusive Lucius
Immodest Bellatrix
Idiot James and Sirius
Gold digger Lily
Regulus’ Voldemort shrine = research
Pinterest tattoos on Sirius Black
Abusive Lyall Lupin
from 17-21 he obsessed over his cuffed best friend, then he was in prison at 21 years old for 12 years, and lived in a cave after than until he died
high chance virgin!sirius is canon
i have gotten to the point in my sirius obsession where he's a small cock virgin by the way
fr im not excusing their actions i just loveee when they’re evil and hot
i want my hot characters to get WORSE
people who like and excuse evil female characters purely because they're women are weird and gross can you even pretend to be normal ??
i am an upstanding citizen
(i dont tag the couple pairing in my throuple posts, and any ship content i make i tag with the ship for people to filter out if they so wish)
there are two types of prongsfoot shippers. one is the Remus lupin and the other is the Severus Snape. no I will not elaborate.
Ac: sophithil
jilypad but james is an attention whore and starts pouting and throwing a fit if they both arent touching him 100% of the time during sex
sirius and lily give any amount of affection to each other and hes like “what about. me. :(“
Severus: i'm telling you, Potter and Black might be...involved!
Lily: okay, first Lupin is a werewolf and now this? enough with these theories Sev!
3 years later, on James's birthday
*Sirius and James just quietly staring at each other thinking no one else is watching*
Lily: oh...oh my god
I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person
Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
Sirius would be one of those evil men who end arguments by saying "let's agree to disagree" or "it is what it is" when he's objectively wrong
toxic prongsfoot bfs where sirius never feels insecure ever (cuz he’s better than everyone, duh) except he only shows it around james (because james is his equal and he matters so it actually means something; also he knows james wont tell anyone cuz hes like sirius’ whipped puppy) and james fucking loves it, gets off on it, cuz it means hes the specialist little boy
sirius *bullying remus about crying*: you wouldn’t see a Black doing that shit
James *recalling back to fifth year when sirius cried about the pressures of being an heir*: pfft, yeah, wimp! hey, sirius. broom closet?
they were dicks in hogwarts, your honour 🙏 they bullied people to impress each other (and to feel worthy of each other)
james is like: “my parents always gave me attention so im gonna start tweaking sooo bad and make it everyones problem if everybody doesnt start giving me all their attention” and lowkey is really hot and smart and athletic so he gets what he wants
sirius is like: “my parents raised me to believe that due to the family i was born into i deserve everybodys attention and am naturally better than them all, and lowkey its annoyed when people do give me attention cuz i dont gaf about them” but the non-chalance makes him more attractive, plus this world view never changes because he is actually hotter and smarter and more talented than everybody
remus is like: “the world taught me that i would never be loved becuase im a werewolf but then these two guys who are actually better than everybody adopted me and im just happy to be here” and lowkey just remains grappling onto the only people that befriend him (cough dumbledoor and tonks cough)
peter is like: “i dont have confidence in my own merits so ill stick onto the most powerful perosn in my vicinity and make myself so loyal and useful and entertaining to them” and in school thats the popular bullies J and S and their werewolf, but in the real world thats the bald racist guy with an army
james loooooves that remus and pete worship him and lowkey gets off on it cuz thats all he wants, and in turn he worships sirius cuz his non-chalant coolness is all he wants to be, but hes also super opionated and has a lot of pride which overshadows that
sirius thinks pete is smart and funny, thinks remus is smart and useful, and lowkey isnt a fan of them worshipping him, but puts up with it cuz he expects it. james has too much pride to show he worships sirius and on other merits sirius deems james an equal so hes lowkey in love with him and thats why theyre friends
remus likes that the three of them find his lyconthropy cool and useful for once; he feels special for it instead of rejected
pete likes that the three of them protect him and hype him up, cuz he lowkey needs that on all levels
“james is the sun” yes, as in hes flashy and burns people for fun and when he finally does die everybody gets blown up
girl help they're purifying my favs
fem!prongsfoot is mascxmasc or butchfemme (james as the femme) and i stand by this
fem!sirius is adam sandler esque carelessly beautiful
fem!james is either hey mamas masc, thirst trap/fashion masc, or hyper femme with full makeup and heels; he needs to look super hot but its clear hes trying to hard
me, screaming as they drag me away: the blacks were blood supremacists, but not death eaters!! regulus was not forced to join voldemort, he did that on his own accord!! the blacks were rich and old and powerful and thought they were better than everybody, especially the young halfblood whos runs a cult
The day marauders fans stop mischaracterising Regulus, Barty, and Evan by treating them like they’re innocent little babies who “had no choice” is the day i’ll rest peacefully.
lily being marlene's lesbian awakening is very important to me
lily, responding:
And I’ll only have to do that for sixty more years, but you, you will have to miss me forever. My bones won’t even be left to dig up, broken down to minerals, and you’ll still be missing me.
toxic vampire marlene to human lily after a break up:
you'll think of me every month, you will remember me every time. love, you won't even be able to bleed without thinking of me
I have lied to you all. I'm not a multishipper. All I care about are prongsfoot, blackinnon, jily, lilypad, jilypad, lilylena, moonwater, remadora, gilderat, emmary. Thank you. Bye.
jilypad!!
”can mutuals dm” my mutuals can suck the marrow from my bones
fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy