lily, responding:
And I’ll only have to do that for sixty more years, but you, you will have to miss me forever. My bones won’t even be left to dig up, broken down to minerals, and you’ll still be missing me.
toxic vampire marlene to human lily after a break up:
you'll think of me every month, you will remember me every time. love, you won't even be able to bleed without thinking of me
thank you @antarescamusxo !!
@whowhatwhenwhereandwhynot @del-stars @sirius-blacks-official-girl
Make yourself with this lovely picrew<33
I also put this as my pfp bc its just so cute agsgsfsfs
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Jilypad happens because the three of them are out fighting in the war and a big explosion happens and they get separated and are all so afraid they’ve lost eachother that when they finally all get home to realise the others are there too James and lilys first instincts are to kiss sirius and vice versa. Then they all step back like oopsie wtf we just kissed our best friend…
And then they fuck nasty style about it all through the night and half of the next morning, then they go to have bunch in Jilys kitchen and can’t stop touching eachother whilst they all cook and they feed eachother then abandon their meal halfway through to fuck nasty again.
Then a week or so later Lily finds out she’s pregnant and they Freak Out because her and James haven’t been fucking as much lately with all the heavy moods they’ve been in from the war going on, so they immediately think she’s pregnant from That Night and they know any ejactjaltiown that happened near Lilys vag was done by Sirius and Sirius only and so they’re like Omg Sirius knocked Lily up!
Lilys stressed because her husbands best friend knocked her up, Sirius is terrified because he does Not want to pass on his terrible family line and was sure he was going to end it and doesn’t know if he’s ready to be a dad yet. James is over the moon excited because his best friend just knocked up his wife and they’re all gonna be a family!!! And their baby is gonna look like the girl he’s in love with And the boy he’s in love with and he’s so happy about it.
And then they find out it was actually James that knocked her up and then they’re all kinda…. Sad. Because they had plans starting, for the three of them to raise this kid together, one big happy family, two dads and one amazing mum.
But they decide to do it anyway. James and Lily beg Sirius to move in with them and be their boyfriend, and Sirius becomes godfather to Harry but he’s also Harry’s second dad, which he’s stoked about because he gets to be a dad without passing on his shitty bloodline and if he’s bad at his job he knows James is gonna be a brilliant dad so Harry’s garenteed to turn out fine!
i could do a ted talk on how the jedi asking anakin to spy on palpatine for them was the final nail in the dark side coffin
but also 45 minutes on bus time is equivalent to ten minutes normal time
ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time
Severus: i'm telling you, Potter and Black might be...involved!
Lily: okay, first Lupin is a werewolf and now this? enough with these theories Sev!
3 years later, on James's birthday
*Sirius and James just quietly staring at each other thinking no one else is watching*
Lily: oh...oh my god
I have a love/hate relationship with the Marauders because. James Potter? People like you are the reason I used to hate going to school and I need you to know you are NOT funny. Sirius Black? You're with James Potter. Remus Lupin? You're like the spineless husband in AI-generated Reddit stories where everyone in the comments is telling OP to leave you. Peter Pettigrew? I've read the Harry Potter books.
But also ha ha I'm going to make some wizards KISS
This poll is being ran purely out of curiosity, and I ask that you please specify where exactly you hc James to be from in the comments or reblogs !!
Edit: I forgot to put both south asian or middle eastern bc I'm an idiot who's bad at geography. If you see him as either, please put other and explain which country(ies) you hc him to be from !! Both regions will be included in the next poll I do
never getting over it. reghabi and cobel being pitted against each other as they climbed lumons corporate ladder, two genius women, spiteful and determined. finding solace in each other, matching each others frequencies. cobel telling reghabi about her mom. reghabi peeling back lumons layers, realizing how irredeemably horrible it is, thinking cobel will be by her side as she tells her her plans to quit. cobel being promoted to severed floor manager, growing distant from reghabi, believing she's sacrificed too much to walk away with "nothing". reghabi quitting, cobel never hearing from her again. until petey kilmer dies, and the rumor spreads that he reintegrating. and cobel knows. you see it you see it you see it
mourning leia and anakins potential father-daughter relationship because of how vader destroyed her is another level of tragedy
they will never know they are a carbon copy of the other
she will always (rightfully) hate him