"How Can You Say Sirius Was Best Friend With Lily- He Didn't Even Mention Her!"

jilypad but james is an attention whore and starts pouting and throwing a fit if they both arent touching him 100% of the time during sex

sirius and lily give any amount of affection to each other and hes like “what about. me. :(“

nothing is real i have 8 homework assignments and just got accepted into a professional program and you know what i want to do??? write prongsfoot fanfiction heavily based on my own life. also eat nutella

abt kittywater: YOU GET IT! oml. idgaf abt umbridge and hate current fanon reg (how majority portray) but like kittywater needs to become more popular just to watch those people be upset and when they try to explain their biases (misogyny) is revealed. still waiting for a long fic covering a kitty water slowburn and just popular fics that become so niche and referenced. this isn't just a ship for me at this point

exactly !!! canon umbridge backstory is soooo explainable too. squib brother, muggle mother, poor father. she was ashamed of her family and her own failures to become head girl. so she hustled succeeded at her career before 30. she needs to make sure everything is right and perfect.

she hates harry because hes a rich, smart, successful, famous, pureblood at only 15 and he doesnt give a single crap—hes willing to throw it all away and upset the social order to spread fear and rumours that voldemort is back. voldemort being back is NOT perfect or safe.

of course she’d want to tie herself to regulus: he’d be the perfect cover for her lie about her blood status. hes the golden child to a famous, powerful, rich, pureblood family. the blacks are severe and perfect and structured. she could be proud of her family if she was a black. she’d be safe from blood supremacists if she was a black.

as for reg, we don’t have much canon information, but he was a voldy fanboy so Dolores touting on about blood status and ambition all the time would catch his attention, especially when she starts simpering after him and appreciates his love for kreacher (house elves are basically cats. right?) who is his one true love.

and if u do hurt someone—WHICH YOU EVENTUALLY WILL CUZ YOU ARE HUMAN—remember: a good person acknowledges they’ve done wrong and changes their behaviour. its ok to do wrong, we all do, inevitably.

do not be so afraid to do wrong that you keep yourself in denial about all the wrong that you are doing

that’s what a bad person does

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

Do not pity the dead Harry, pity the living, and above all, pity those who believe that Sirius Black was short, stupid, overly dramatic, obsessed with his looks, weepy, couldn't perform regular functions without help, and needed to be protected by his boyfriend

Hopping on the Propaganda I Will Not Fall For trend:

Dog person Sirius

Intimidating Regulus

Nonchalant Remus

Pandora Rosier

Seer Pandora

Abusive Lucius

Immodest Bellatrix

Idiot James and Sirius

Gold digger Lily

Regulus’ Voldemort shrine = research

Pinterest tattoos on Sirius Black

Abusive Lyall Lupin

THIS. people keep giving lily hermione’s personality

a rule following, strict goody-two-shoes with a sassy streak

she can be kind and smart while also being laid-back and funny. i mean, she chose sirius to be her childs god parent—she had to be at least a little bit of a menace

plus the only canon memory we have of her (snapes) is right during OWLs when shes confronting her best friend for being a blood supremacist and then the guy he hates comes up and harasses him—not exactly her most relaxing moment

lily liked the marauders antics, she like quidditch, and she didnt have a stick up her butt. shes a griffindoor, brightest in her year muggle born, make her bold and cocky

Lily who hates/is annoyed by the Marauders solely because they always manage to execute pranks before she has the chance to

every new thing i learn in neuroscience makes me want to give my brain a break more and more

what do you mean there’s a occularmotor reflex to compensate for the movement of my heart beating

you’re doing too much dawg

James is like guys help me pick an outfit because he's finally scored a date with lily and the others already know what outfit to choose but they still make him wear the tightest fits he has first so they have an excuse to admire his bulging biceps and fat ass and touch his body to "adjust the clothes". He remains oblivious to the leers of course.

James: alright, how do we look?

Peter: dunno...turn around for us?

James: oh yeah! [Turns around]

Remus: (groan) Merlin, that is criminal

James: what? Does it look bad?

Sirius: Nope. I think the colors are clashing this time. The pants look fine though

Peter: really fine

Remus: so fine

Sirius: let's change the top then [passes the smallest shirt you've ever seen]

James: okay! :D

everyone has a crush on James bc I said so

rotating john gaius in my head and how he is both a coloniser and a victim of colonisation and how, when presented with the opportunity to rebuild all of society from the ground-up, chose not to model it after his own oppressed culture, but instead after an aesthetic VERY CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH WHITE SUPREMACY (neoclassicism), and how his daughter is the only thing in his entire, expansive empire that he named in his language in ten thousand years, and how he perpetuates the cycle he himself was a victim of. tearing my hair out tazmuir WHEN I GET YOU