He Stared At You For Forty Lines, But You Thought About Me Every Day For Fourteen Years

“i dont have to follow canon, let people have fun, we barely know anything about the marauders anyway”

yes, but its based on real characters. we’re playing with dolls here, not making up ocs.

(yes i made my toy cars stop at stop signs, why do you ask?)

My first submission to @drawprongsfootbadly except I got carried away and actually put effort into it 😭 I’ll do worse-better next time

Inspired by this picture lol

Sirius would be one of those evil men who end arguments by saying "let's agree to disagree" or "it is what it is" when he's objectively wrong

i like jegulus only in the context of: prongsfoot is well established and reg, whos been pining after james, is bitter that he yet again fell short to his perfect older brother

fem!prongsfoot is mascxmasc or butchfemme (james as the femme) and i stand by this

fem!sirius is adam sandler esque carelessly beautiful

fem!james is either hey mamas masc, thirst trap/fashion masc, or hyper femme with full makeup and heels; he needs to look super hot but its clear hes trying to hard

“immortality sucks becuase little moments wont matter anymore when 100 years is nothing to you”

practice mindfullness, you have eternity to master it

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

this is so rogue but does anyone have the poetry template that went semi-viral on twitter a while back? it was designed for kids but someone gave it to their mother who has dementia and she wrote a really moving poem about her experience.

Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, while sex is what Sirius Black is having with James Potter tonight. Stay tuned.

sometimes i think about how harrowhark decided not to kill herself because she fell in love with (the personified soul of) The Earth and then i want to throw up

i trust walter a far as i can throw him (which is not at all, despite the weightlifting i’ve been doing)

while he is right about how the yellowjackets treat misty—they are shit friends—it’s not his place to say. the healthy response would be to go “hey misty, i really care about you, and i i don’t like that your friends don’t seem to check up on you. maybe touch base with them?”

but that’s not what he does. walter takes the manipulative approach: your friends are fake, i’m the only one who cares about you, i’ve done so much for you, what have your ‘friends’ ever done for you? he’s trying to isolate her from her peers and make misty reliant on him, the stranger she met a few weeks ago who seems way too eager to kill people for her

i don’t think he gives a fuck about misty. i’m not sure what his goals are, whether as a citizen detective he wants to solve the mystery of the yellowjackets, whether he knows someone who didn’t survive, whether he’s a hired pi, or a serial killer, etc…

all i know is he is not to be trusted