Sometimes I Think About How Harrowhark Decided Not To Kill Herself Because She Fell In Love With (the

It would’ve been much juicier for Helly to fall for Miss Casey. She’d be in love with the woman that her own outie’s company is torturing/exploiting, then find out that Miss Casey’s outie is Mark’s outie’s wife, then help rescue her even though she’ll lose her girl..... like come on

narlily should've been the main ship of the marauders era now that I think about it. but people hate women I guess. they are literally the two most important women of their generation and most talked about in canon. everyone eats it up with jegulus but NARLILY! you have all the dynamics there: gryffindor/slytherin, muggle family/pureblood family, poor/rich, fire/ice, day/night, idk readhaired/black hair. they have both the biggest hearts. their sacrifices for love. the determination. AND THEY ARE HOT AF

If you're a marauders fan and you bash James or Lily, you're not a true marauders fan. They are the reason for the marauders, they are it, they are everything. Remus, who? Regulus, who? Sirius, who? Mary, who? JAMES AND LILY

“reg was the golden child” NO he was a ugly wet cat loser spare

sirius was everything his parents wanted: bold, loud, posh, strong, tall, intelligent, selfish, confident; up until he become a blood traitor

he wanted everything sirius had: his parent’s approval, intelligence, popularity, good looks, strength

sirius even bestied with muggles and ran away from home to live with blood traitors and STILL his parents kept him as the heir

no wonder reg joined voldy. his parents may have not approved of the guy, but reg was primed to be sucked into a cult by a really handsome, conniving brunette who promises that he’s superior as a birthright

regulus failed hslf his classes

plus sized lily, HUGE nosed James, and butt ugly wet rat remus plssss

BRO LET THE MARAUDERS CHARACTERS BE UGLY

I'm so serious about this plsss they cannot all possibly be conventionally attractive

Genuinely though most fanart of the marauders characters is like INSANELY different from what they look like in canon,, which in a lot of cases is fine like I think making the marauders cast more diverse is a lot more fun and less boring and uh yes I'm a fan but this means more than making them different races/ethnicities this means making them different body types and different facial features

Because even though we pride ourselves on making the fandom super diverse and shit we still make all the characters adhere to like eurocentric beauty standards, and the only characters that don't look like fucking super models are characters the fandom generally dislikes.

a lot of times fanart is the same exact button nose, more like white facial features and the only difference is that some characters are darker than others and MAYBE they'll have different hair textures.

Just because a character isn't attractive to you doesn't mean they're suddenly a bad character or objectively unattractive.

plssss can we start diversifying the marauders cast (also I'm not gonna like beat people up if they keep drawing all the characters the same like you choose how you engage in fandom I'm just personally tired of this)

“james is the sun” yes, as in hes flashy and burns people for fun and when he finally does die everybody gets blown up

girl help they're purifying my favs

psychological thriller where all a cyborg’s human parts are slowly replaced with metal like a personified ship of theseus

"Wolfstar would never happen during Hogwarts." I say. People are boo-ing. They want me off stage. "Wolfstar would only happen in adulthood if James died. As the last two survivors trope. In no universe that James is alive would Sirius end up with Remus." I continue. The crowd gets worse. "She's right!" I hear. I turn my head before leaving and see Remus fucking Lupin, who in fact is aware that he can't have Sirius in any universe where James breathes.

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its 2025 and the marauders fandom needs to TRULY be ship/let ship. kittywater is perfect, gilderat or wtv idek wtf it is but im here for it, we need to stop saying "ship/let ship EXCEPT... " like ppl don't have 2 love jegulus or wolfstar. heck, i like wolfstar but even if i didnt that should be okay! we need to branch out w peculiar ships! remus x some1 uncommon!, sirius x jamess (the way ppl hate on it is crazy!), peter x more combos cuz being fat doesn't mean being ugly??? (I KNOW thats why sum ppl make him ace oml!) like theres sm characters but so few "accepted" ships!! kittywater is the start of smth great i swear

i agree! crackships are so fun

marauders fandom is so pretentious about their ships and characters as if we didnt make up 90% of them

saving these for later this is amazing

long prongsfoot fic recs when

AHH so so many prongsfoot fic recs, these are my favs ever (in no particular order) 💖💗🤸‍♀️💝👾

- Sorry I'm late by LovelyMasks (58k, E)

- and a love that I dreamt of came to me at my worst by Graceless_Lady (90k, E)

- Supernova by SiriuslyASorceress (86k, M)

- Object Permanence by Nyx_21 (230k, M)

- In The Dark by SnarkyMagpie (72k, E)

- Love Me Like My Demons Do by Anonymous (130k, E)

- We Only Kiss On New Year's by SnarkyMagpie (17k, M)

- Ambush on All Sides by GroundZero_V (15k, _)

- The Wedding Date by Graceless_Lady (25k, M)

- In Plain Sight by Graceless_Lady (30k, E)

- Benefits by MADR1D1SMO (17k, E)

- these golden beacons (i see nothing but black) by fictionalcandie (21k, M)

- The most beautiful part of me (is you) by galaxo (15k, E)

- Safehouse by lilacella (13k, E)

- My place of refuge by plecotusauritus (19k, E)

- Kintsugi by GroundZero_V  (9k, _)

- Take My Hand and Drag Me Head First by Mayarenerose (11k, T)

- the very best of intentions by Graceless_Lady (13k, M)

- Much Ado About (For) Nothing by asterfortis (8k, T)

- SBDS Founder James Potter by camichats (3k, T)

- Head In The Clouds by Anonymous (5k, T)

- mansplain, manipulate, malewife by soopsiedaisies (8k, T)

- screw loose by griddlebones (16k, E)

- letters from home by canfeeltimemoving (6k, G)

- How to Prune and Water Your Prongsfoot by JustAboutMidnight (9k, G)

- 1+1<3 by lilacella (4k, T)

- Frostbite by Talariajetstream (5k, T)

- Wintertime Love by enbysiriusblack (2k, G)

- ‘tis the damn season: A Love Story Told Through Holidays by torturedpadfootdepartment (2k, T)