Phil Really Said “I Canttttttt It’s Too Heavyyyyy 🥺☺️” And Then The Moment Dan Helped Him

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL (does anyone have a recording of the song PLEASE)

I don’t even care, I still can’t wait (yes I did overcome my parasocial fear and buy tickets)

terrible influence tour is just dan and phil hunting us for sport

I want the Dan and Phil made me gay shirt so bad but. But I’m not gay. And I feel like it would be appropriating the dnp lesbian army culture

I AM SO VERY SERIOUSLY IMAGINING IT

Help I can’t stop

Dnp are kind of insane for telling us that the show is “contextless boyfriend approved” like why would they motivate us to bring people who are unfamiliar with them to this fucking show. They got the closest I think you can legally get to having sex on stage without getting the show age restricted and you want us to have to sit through that with our clueless partners, friends and family members?!?!

I agree that phil is evil but the fact that he forgot his line straight before that as well almost makes me think this was a genuine slip up?

We don’t talk enough about the part of TIT where Phil makes the 2009 Phil Barbie tell the 2009 Dan Barbie “The editing tips are stored in my bedroom” because yes he really said that 1 minute into the show

Okay guys but should I get tickets. There are still some left in my area and my fiancé said he would go with me but I’m so nervy that it’ll change how I watch them forever

Anyone else too scared to go to the TIT tour for fear that it will shatter their illusion of parasocial relationship with dnp or is that just a me therapy topic