Update. He Said Neither—just “15 Years Of Dan And Phil” Full Stop. So Now I Feel Kinda Bad Because

like what do you MEAN we've only just finished the Europe part of the tour and we've gotten:

December/October discourse

Fake Philslion denial

danussy D:

Phil falling off stage

Gay little dates

The assertion that Phil can cook A Single (one(1)) dish (it is spaghetti)

Dozens of earth-shattering m&g photos

far too many No But Seriously Imagine It mentions

far too many Wedding mentions

Hoodie strings discourse

Tour bus confirmation

A stolen prop

clothing sharing confirmation

gay little video

you're telling me they have THREE OTHER LEGS OF THE TOUR TO DO??? i am afraid

Anyone else too scared to go to the TIT tour for fear that it will shatter their illusion of parasocial relationship with dnp or is that just a me therapy topic

Phil really said “I canttttttt it’s too heavyyyyy 🥺☺️” and then the moment Dan helped him with the plant he said “show-off 😒” he is the ultimate babygirl to me. Like what Pampered Princess behavior (said with affection)

Is this anything

like. phil's been getting really into grilling. he puts on gaga while they clean. dan's an expert at their fancy little coffee machine. he takes out the bins and phil does the laundry. they have a ridiculous voice-activated trashcan just because they think it's funny and when dan's grandma comes over she can't make it open. they watch birds out the window in their living room and have a coffee table that's maybe a little bit non-functional but you can lean over and reach it and besides they have smaller slidey ones on the couch proper. dan's always playing piano. phil's so proud of the onion he put in the pasta he made dan when he was sick. fifteen years ago dan had just booked tickets to meet him for the first time and now god they share a life and a home and everything together

Day 1 of making bracelets for my Austin TIT besties ✨ Give me ideas and I’ll make them! I bought an absurd amount of beads

Okay guys but should I get tickets. There are still some left in my area and my fiancé said he would go with me but I’m so nervy that it’ll change how I watch them forever

Anyone else too scared to go to the TIT tour for fear that it will shatter their illusion of parasocial relationship with dnp or is that just a me therapy topic

Watched the new video with my fiancé (I’m trying to convert him) and he said “They look really gay in this video. Like, in a good way” and I couldn’t agree more

Update: said straight fiancé is still going on about how hot Sister Daniel is the day after

Took my straight fiancé to tit and when Sister Daniel came out my fiancé went “oh my god. He’s HOT. Look at his legs” so needless to say Dan and Phil are continuing their legacy of turning people gay

ok. reblog this if youre a phannie thats down to be dmed randomly when i need to freak out about these losers. thank you