So Um. No One Was Going To Warn Me That JOSH DUN SINGS NOW????

Getting ready for tit tonight and for the first time in my life I feel like I can dress as unhinged gay as I want and everyone will like my outfit instead of staring suspiciously at me

Did Phil say October or December tonight please I have to know

This video is peak dan and phil. We're six minutes in. Dan is ranting about the smoothness of Phil's ankles. They're beating each other up. Here's a story about another medical situation that has befallen one of them. They're making fun of us for freaking out when they touch. They have not gotten close to starting the actual baking yet.

Just occurred to me that the two major gaming channel events have always been spooky week and gamingmas… aka October and December. It was right there in front of us the whole time

GUYS I just made my first ever post after lurking on tumblr for more than a decade and people actually liked it!?! I could cry right now thank you so much 🫶🏻✨💖

Tag yourself (especially you, Austin phannies)

Literally saw someone say “it’s because the Q&A was meant to be about the tour, they said wrong inbox because the question wasn’t on theme” I swear people will believe anything but the idea that 15-year soulmates and companions through life who share a mortgage are a couple

dan and phil said “we’re not qualified to give advice on breakups” to the shock of no one

like what do you MEAN we've only just finished the Europe part of the tour and we've gotten:

December/October discourse

Fake Philslion denial

danussy D:

Phil falling off stage

Gay little dates

The assertion that Phil can cook A Single (one(1)) dish (it is spaghetti)

Dozens of earth-shattering m&g photos

far too many No But Seriously Imagine It mentions

far too many Wedding mentions

Hoodie strings discourse

Tour bus confirmation

A stolen prop

clothing sharing confirmation

gay little video

you're telling me they have THREE OTHER LEGS OF THE TOUR TO DO??? i am afraid

I thought that going to TIT and seeing that Dan and Phil are just Some Guys would make me more normal about them but it has in fact made me substantially less normal about them

I want the Dan and Phil made me gay shirt so bad but. But I’m not gay. And I feel like it would be appropriating the dnp lesbian army culture