@digitalechos you. you know who it is. i know who it is.
Step One: Open the fanfiction Step Two: Read the first few lines Step Three:
Step Four: Close the fanfiction Step Five: Repeat process for an indefinite amount of time
screaming crying i finally finished that god forsaken chapter. its done. what do you mean i have 2 more to wr
i know this is about media but i imagined like. a fucking skeleton buddhist monk. how hard would that go. wholesome 100
Really don't like this trend of people using "wholesome" as a synonym for "bloodless and celibate"
accidentally deleted my old pinned while deleting all of my art due to the AI bullshit on 2/27/2024.
Hi, I'm Smoothie. I don't know what I'm going to do with this blog. However, do not follow me if you are a minor. I'm not gonna be filtering myself anymore. If i see you following me and you're a minor, you will be blocked.
I am an artist, but you're going to have to take my word on that due to tumblr's AI bullshit.
I use they/them, subject to update later maybe idk. yadda yadda fuck off terfs. i block people liberally.
i am deleting all of my art here forever. you dont get any more until never, probably. Patreon if you want it. Might start posting stuff there. not even tier-locked probably. until they start doing AI shit too. Hell world torment nexus nightmare realm. we are in the darkest timeline.
my countermeasures probably won't affect reblogs, so i ask of you. if you have reblogged my art: delete it and reblog this instead. I am dead serious i will be extremely upset if my shit gets scraped enough to make even a semi-accurate model of my art.
i dont really make new years resolutions since everything i want to do i just do or it takes more than a year. years of being a student makes me feel like this is really the halfway point rather than the start of a new year. Oh well.
i think this year i want to transform my art style from the ground up. It's changed a whole lot from last year, but I didn't do much foundational stuff for it. It's just better anatomy and actually using lighting that isn't one layer of poorly thought out cell shading.
I'm not even an artist as my main thing. I just do it for fun. But I think it's better to make goals for fun things than weigh yourself down with big consequence-heavy resolutions.
Might make a side blog for just my art this year. also organize my stuff.
New profile picture coming either when i cant stand the sight of the current one or on my birthday, whichever comes first.
imagine if dragons could get their breath weapons enchanted with a spell. like the nefarious state-funded police force (questing knights) are raiding a dragon's cave and it hits them with acid breath that also casts Ralchear's Unskippable Advertisement. or a dragon that can only breathe little sparkler sparks gets help from the friendly wizard and now casts Greater Cone of Chlorine Trifluoride simultaneously.
what im saying is wizards and dragons could have symbiotic relationship and reshape the world in their image
a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences
Sometimes you're gonna be trying to do something early and you're going to piss away the whole day making very little progress. Sometimes it'll feel like time just passes under your feet. Sometimes all your little systems you set up to keep you productive aren't going to work. And people aren't going to understand when you explain it.
That's ok. You're not evil, you're not a disappointment and you didn't just peak in high school; you're just experiencing executive dysfunction. Maybe you don't have meds, or the ones you have aren't working quite as much today, or you just have other shit interfering with it.
You don't have to succeed 100% of the time. Sometimes your body and brain are telling you to do things that aren't "productive" that you need. Sometimes you need a walk in the sun or under the moon. Maybe you need to take an hour or two to meticulously clean your room and do laundry. Maybe you needed a nice hot shower or some time with your friends.
People aren't always forgiving or understanding; learn to lie a little for that. But for you, you sweet little creature... learn to forgive yourself. Let this meat puppet you're shambling around in (with???) tell you what it needs. Soft animal of your body and all that. You can't expect to always huff and puff and buckle down to do The Tasks. Fail at this sometimes. Please.
they/them | adult | Minors DNI | one million fireballs breath attack | kill all ai scrapers | staff can take one penny off of my cold dead hands
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