Dorknado Strikes Again .

Black lace and property damage

Summary: With your messy work hours, Bucky’s consistently inconsistent mission schedule, and those basic life tasks you’re both ignoring (when was the last time he actually bought a new toothbrush?), the simple act of just being together has been shunted to the side. Bucky’s officially starting to panic.  

Characters: Bucky x Reader Warnings: SMUT, 18+. Sweet sex, awkward sex, some dirty sex, some sex on a car. Basically sex. Swearing. Bucky wearing a white t-shirt and dog tags. My sketchy automotive knowledge.

A/N: This story is sort of an ode to anyone struggling to make time for your person. Life gets busy, so don’t be afraid to get creative. Also sometimes sex goes smooth and perfect, but often it comes with mishaps and giggles. Both ways are great, Bucky says just roll with it!

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The porch light above the front door is out.

Was he supposed to change that before he left?

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“I’m not touching it Bucky, there are spiders up there. Big ones. The kind that give you rabies.”

“Spiders don’t have rabies.”

“No one’s ever proven that.”

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Dammit. Yeah, he was.

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“ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ?” “ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ɪᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ʙʀᴏᴏᴋʟʏɴ.”

——To the best 8 years by Chris Evans as Captain America / Steve Rogers

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

O Captain! My Captain!