Anybody Know The Song? 😂😂😂😂😂

Dear, tumblrs. If you have asked a question or commented on something of mine and I haven't responded, I am terribly sorry. My asks are backed up and I get at least 20-45 notifications at a time, some of which I hadn't noticed until this morning while eating my breakfast. It's a really fast pace to maintain between answering questions and running the factory.

Heh....so sorry.

Is it true that vanilla comes from Beaver butt cheeks??

Yes, but not exactly. It's extracted from the glands, called castor sacs, of beavers' butts. Somewhere between their pelvis and tail. Disgusting, yes. Tasty, yes!

Lady Gaga performing ‘Smelly Cat’ in the ‘Friends Reunion’

THIS. IS. MY. FAVORITE. THING. EVER

Please do another voice clip 😭😭😭

Lmfao dm me 😭 @willyswilly

Read life of the party please

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

LMFAOOOOOOO you gotta be the sassiest mf I ever seen willy 💀

Just unfollow them lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️

Like who's gonna see that as offensive they probably won't even notice like who tf looks in their "follower"-list on the regular

Aww, is somebody having a bad day? You must be the obviously offended cat that recently followed me that I was talking about. Hi, I'm Willy. Nice to meet you, anonymous scaredy cat.

Now. For your information, I never said anyone looks at their followers on a regular basis, I said I receive notifications about random blank accounts following me on a regular, einstein. Which everyone on tumblr also complain about because a lot of people are having problems with spam bots. Learn to read and comprehend. It'll help you look less dumb in the future. Have a nice day. 😊

That nickname makes my soul melt somehow.

So, I'm just gonna stick around then, ask you weird questions, leave to get some ice cream from time to time, and give you my unshared platonical love and adoration!

Terrific then! Do stick and around and pick my brain from time to time, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, or at the least, be thoroughly amused. I hope that ice cream you're occasionally buying is non-melting and Wonka brand, by the way. For the sake of my own pleasure I'll just assume it is! ☺️

Yeah I could never do this in a million years lol

You said you can rap so can you write a rap really quick?

I'm one of the shy ones you talked about earlier sorry hi -waves-

Oh, hi there KitKat, welcome! ☺️

Of course I can rap for you, I'll do something kind of "gutter" because you didn't give me a topic, check this out. Ahem.

It's a bigger price to pay when having money ain't the issue

Phonies love you when you're down

Cause you're on the same level

Give it time and rise up better

Next your homies gon' diss you

See you winning - getting money

Come right back and say they miss you

Wipe my butt with their apologies

I'm running low on tissue

How my freestyle got you upset

If the shots I fired missed you?

You're just desperate for attention

Say you hate me so then tell me

Why you all up in my mentions?

Love to see the haters mad

Love to watch em envy me

Want everything I have

The cash, gold and diamond rings

They'd rather talk about you

'Stead of trying to chase themself a bag

I'd rather air the AK out

You run these bullets playing tag

Beat a em down like a drummer boy

Was never in a band, wait

Gun cocked

I'm shooting shots up in the game

I'm like Stephen Curry in this

Scoring baskets - never aim

And I'm still cutting people off

They're all one in the same

Fakers, the silent haters

That love browsing on my page

See the success, the great

Won't congratulate? Ok

That's wack but I'm good bro

The wave, yeah I been known,

Y'all act up for free

You wanna beef with me

There's a fee h*e

Make you choke on your words

Like you're trying to take a deep throat

I'm balling - no free throw

An alien, I'm Stitch - no Lilo

You're still doing the same crap

You were doing 10 years ago

Believe it, we're different

You need cliques, vanity, attention

I do my best work solo

Never needed no permission

Made some stupid, dumb choices

But I learned from my decisions ~

And just like that, there you go! ☺️ Anyone could do it.

Wait you can rap? I wanna see

Can you sing? What are your talents?

Oh, goodness no. Ha. I'm not the best singer. I'm not bad. Just not Michael Jackson good. More like average.

Although, I do have quite a few talents, which include flute playing, dancing, reading backwards, rapping, voice imitation, acrylic painting, magic, cooking, and of course, candy making. :)