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Goodnight world.
Are you religious at all?
Yes, I was raised in the Catholic church, but as I grew up some of my views changed, so I kind of distanced myself from the church. Now I just study from home.
Yeah I could never do this in a million years lol
You said you can rap so can you write a rap really quick?
I'm one of the shy ones you talked about earlier sorry hi -waves-
Oh, hi there KitKat, welcome! ☺️
Of course I can rap for you, I'll do something kind of "gutter" because you didn't give me a topic, check this out. Ahem.
It's a bigger price to pay when having money ain't the issue
Phonies love you when you're down
Cause you're on the same level
Give it time and rise up better
Next your homies gon' diss you
See you winning - getting money
Come right back and say they miss you
Wipe my butt with their apologies
I'm running low on tissue
How my freestyle got you upset
If the shots I fired missed you?
You're just desperate for attention
Say you hate me so then tell me
Why you all up in my mentions?
Love to see the haters mad
Love to watch em envy me
Want everything I have
The cash, gold and diamond rings
They'd rather talk about you
'Stead of trying to chase themself a bag
I'd rather air the AK out
You run these bullets playing tag
Beat a em down like a drummer boy
Was never in a band, wait
Gun cocked
I'm shooting shots up in the game
I'm like Stephen Curry in this
Scoring baskets - never aim
And I'm still cutting people off
They're all one in the same
Fakers, the silent haters
That love browsing on my page
See the success, the great
Won't congratulate? Ok
That's wack but I'm good bro
The wave, yeah I been known,
Y'all act up for free
You wanna beef with me
There's a fee h*e
Make you choke on your words
Like you're trying to take a deep throat
I'm balling - no free throw
An alien, I'm Stitch - no Lilo
You're still doing the same crap
You were doing 10 years ago
Believe it, we're different
You need cliques, vanity, attention
I do my best work solo
Never needed no permission
Made some stupid, dumb choices
But I learned from my decisions ~
And just like that, there you go! ☺️ Anyone could do it.
Crazyheadcomics 🙂🙃
I'm cold. That's it. That's what I've been feeling all day.
Aww, maybe you should drink a cup of hot chocolate. That always warms me up!
Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~
That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.
Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be billing you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.
I wanna taste your lips 😘 I know you're sweet like sugarcane 💕💗
Silly girl, if you would like to taste me then you could simply just eat me, I am eatable after all. Though I'm afraid that isn't a bright idea, unless you'd like to speak with the local authorities.
I don't know why you listened to that asker's music link you don't know anything about music!
Oh, Mumbler. You got jokes, hm? So ever-loving help me, if you test me one more time I'll dunk you in a chocolate barrel! And. Hold. You. Under until chocolate is squirting out of every little hole on your body! And I'm not kidding. Hahaha...ah...
Now, where was I? Ah, yes. Answering questions.
Moving right along!
I just wanna see your bedroom pweaseee mister wonka 😔😢
I normally wouldn't allow my privacy to be intruded on, but since you said please and my room is in order today, I will this once.
Before you ask, the walls are not made of chocolate, they are designed to LOOK like chocolate. Otherwise it would melt and collapse and that would be terrible to wake up to. Haha!
I'm sorry I didn't know I was just taught that when a white man bring people over from a foreign country to his to work it's slavery 😐
You haven't a clue how slavery works, dear. First of all, you have to be a slave to be a slave and slaves they are not. They are happy, healthy, paid and dearly loved Oompa Loompas. Understood? 'Kay? 'Kay. Moving along.