I Play 6 The Musical When I Have Nothing Else To Play

If you are wondering how deep in the sauce I am about my rewrite I have plushies of these two now they can kiss in plush

Alternate Titles

Ex-Wives: Hear that Henry? That’s the sound of retribution, and retribution done well

No Way: Catherine of Aragon has had enough of your sh-

Don’t Lose Ur Head: Anne Boleyn has no filter and the best lines

Heart of Stone: Don’t sleep on Jane Seymour or her whistle notes or you’ll be beheaded

Haus of Holbein: bWABWABWABWAAAAAAA (Alt. German Bierhaus Rave)

Get Down: Anna of Cleves displays her Thanos-Tier BDE for 4 minutes and 14 seconds

All You Wanna Do: The complete eradication of Katherine Howard’s happiness, innocence, and dreams

I Don’t Need Your Love: Catherine Parr is a Strong, Independent Woman who Don’t Need No Man (Except Thomas)

Six: Historical fanfiction fanfiction

tbh I’m glad he found a coping method other than murder 

Diamonds: SHUT UP AND CO ME LIVE WITH US IN THE FUCCIIN PALCE STEVENN

i slapped a cathedral effect on the song & now it sounds like celestial beings  singing from the depths of space calling to you

You know who is the most underrated Disney princess? Snow White.

When was the last time someone told you their favorite princess was Snow White?

She’s seen as a the poster child for a dIsNeY pRiNcEsS, that she only exists for a big, strong man to come save her, but it isn’t true! It’s time we sit down and see her through a more positive lens.

Snow White is brave. She was told to leave her entire life behind, to run away from the only place she’d called home, and she did. She was only fourteen, and she left - all alone - without any idea where she was going or where she would end up. Thanks to her bravery, she was able to find a home and new friends whom she loved.

Snow White is hardworking. She cooks and cleans - and while that could potentially be seen as sexist, these are things she likes to do. She chooses to clean the cottage. She chooses to make soup and bake pies. Keeping a home is something Snow White enjoys, and that’s okay too.

Snow White is kind. She treats everyone as a friend. She meets the prince and is instantly smitten. She had no idea her stepmother hated her. She’s kind to animals, and doesn’t treat them any lesser than her human friends. She meets the dwarfs and loves them immediately - even Grumpy. Snow White’s heart is full of love, and that’s something we can all admire.

Snow White is strong. She stands up for what she believes in, and isn’t afraid to stand her ground. Examples of this would be when the dwarfs lie about their washing, or when the birds attack the witch, and she tells them off for misbehaving… she does it in the most polite way possible, but she knows the difference between right and wrong, and sticks to it.

This is not an essay to say Snow White is perfect, because she is not. Her biggest fault would probably be the naivety, and that’s how she ultimately met her uncertain demise. She trusts easily, but that isn’t inherently a bad thing either. Even after being told her own stepmother wanted her dead, she never thought the old woman offering an innocent basket of apples could be dangerous. Snow White would never hurt another person, so why would someone hurt her?

All in all, Snow White deserves better. She should not be reduced to a damsel in distress. The Prince was only in the film for about 5 minutes total, while the rest of the movie was her story. Snow White’s tale that deserved to be told. The animals love her, the dwarfs love her, Walt Disney loved her… so why don’t we love her?

Appreciate Snow White.

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

Meme time

Artbreeders i made of Yuki and Emi a long while before i did those edited portraits of the characters. I still like Meisa Kuroki as Yuki but honestly I love the artbreeder a lot more.

“oh hey i got you a necklace”

“um lame do you see the size of the bling i already have on”