Confusednconfusing - That Intern You Regret Hiring

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

How the internship is going

The new place im staying at doesn't have a toaster

I forgot what toast was and have been eating fridge bread

recently re-discovered that i can toast bread on a pan

Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you

studying the systems engineering module like

“yeah sure whatever u say bro”

* furiously takes notes *

this show asks all the real questions like what if you adopted a kitten and it was a shark. what if you caught a corgi and she was the missing rich daughter that always sets a narrative in motion. what if you were a detective and there was another detective and there was an fbi guy and another fbi guy and your adhd induced sixth sense only made you aware of your position as a fictional character in an elaborately spun story. what if you were a piranha in the stream of the universe. what if you spent six years gaslighting your disabled sister to make up for a lie that you took too far. what if you broke up your band. what if your band sucked. what if you were scott pilgrim a little bit

how i've been feeling about doing coursework for the essay-based modules in my engineering degree:

your fanfiction is valid

I'm always taken aback when someone asks me if I have a boyfriend because I've convinced myself so much that people perceive me as a sexless entity roaming the mortal world in search of something incomprehensible that I'm surprised the people around me see me as like.... a cishet

literally shoved it back under the rug and went 'i'll deal with it when its time TM'

time TM never came

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years