OHMIGOD TURNS OUT IM NOT FUNNY IM JUST SASSY NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE

I can’t believe I thought at the start of this degree that engineering was going to be knowing a bunch of formulas and putting numbers into them for the answers. not anymore buckaroo

u make the formulas from physics derivations, and put that into a computer that does all the mathematical modelling for you

never seeing a number again

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

Gotta incorporate that into my belief system.

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

did you know that you shouldn’t yell at your kids if they did something wrong accidentally/ because of things outside their control? Revolutionary

When you’re going though something heartwrenching and you’re constantly between

Drowning in all-consuming emotion

and

Damn this is going to make such good art

this show asks all the real questions like what if you adopted a kitten and it was a shark. what if you caught a corgi and she was the missing rich daughter that always sets a narrative in motion. what if you were a detective and there was another detective and there was an fbi guy and another fbi guy and your adhd induced sixth sense only made you aware of your position as a fictional character in an elaborately spun story. what if you were a piranha in the stream of the universe. what if you spent six years gaslighting your disabled sister to make up for a lie that you took too far. what if you broke up your band. what if your band sucked. what if you were scott pilgrim a little bit

“Distance doesn’t separate people. Silence does.”

— Jeff Hood

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“