Sunset at 3:50 and it’s raining all day till then 🤗 what kind of sick joke-
"I'm not disabled I have a system!" 24 hours of unexpected system collapse later, i am a quivering jelly of frothing misery puddling sadly on the floor
there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad
The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
“Distance doesn’t separate people. Silence does.”
— Jeff Hood
I thought I was the quippy cerebral scientist type but I think I might just be the small sassy ethnic girl of my canon
omgggg
this is so bad
OHMIGOD TURNS OUT IM NOT FUNNY IM JUST SASSY NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE
Apparently my younger sibling got a 50% on math homework that I helped them with absolutely devastated im at uni for engineering
Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
(she/her) Generic loves writing but does an engineering degree gal.
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