Spending 20 Dollars Is Easy But Once You Do It 5 Times Uh Oh

I would love to just know you again.

probably the best advice I've ever got was from my grandpa when I moved from my town and started a university, he told me to leave the house everytime when I start to feel down, just to go to the park, a supermarket, a bookstore, to even drive in a bus or tram, just be around other people because staying at home all the time kills you; and you know he was right

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

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just know that if we're discussing something and I say "wait, im confused", 80% of the time YOU'RE the one who's confused and im just being nice about getting you to realise it

this show asks all the real questions like what if you adopted a kitten and it was a shark. what if you caught a corgi and she was the missing rich daughter that always sets a narrative in motion. what if you were a detective and there was another detective and there was an fbi guy and another fbi guy and your adhd induced sixth sense only made you aware of your position as a fictional character in an elaborately spun story. what if you were a piranha in the stream of the universe. what if you spent six years gaslighting your disabled sister to make up for a lie that you took too far. what if you broke up your band. what if your band sucked. what if you were scott pilgrim a little bit

When your friends think you’re clever but you're just bad at articulation

fresh out of a research sidequest time to continue my dissertation

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse