Saw This On Twitter And Lost My Mind For A Solid 10 Minutes

my heart is with the rugged butches, who don’t care to try embodying a dapper persona, baggy t-shirts and Hanes sports bras, basketball shorts and overgrown buzz cuts

my heart is with the trashy femmes, who wear the faux fur leopard print coat they scored at the thrift 4 years ago every day that it’s even remotely cool enough to pull off, the passenger seat of their beat up car filled with empty Red Bull cans and empty packs of newports.

my heart is with the butches who aren’t tough as nails, butches who cry at every sad movie, who love romcoms, who are afraid of a fight. The butches who protect their femmes by building them an armor of love and safety, who stand up for their fellow butches by being a calm force in a raging world. Praise be to their softness, their golden hearts so warm.

my heart is with the angry femmes, tired of being stomped on by men’s expectations of who they should want to spend their time and share their body with , femmes who are tired of being infantilized because they are beautiful and often underestimated. Praise be to the surety in their voices when they tell a man to get the fuck out of their way.

Praise be to the dykes, shaved heads, carabiners, bandannas, leather jackets. Praise be to the dykes, winged eyeliner, bright red dresses, bouncing curls, high-heeled boots, purple lipstick, rings on every finger.

my heart belongs to the femmes and the butches.

Deku: You’ve been bound by your father’s chains for too long. You deserve to live your life for you now, rather than for him. You’re entitled to feel how you need to feel because he’s controlled everything about you your entire life. You’re your own person and you deserve so much love. Make up for the time you’ve lost and do what feels best to you. Forgive him if you want, or don’t. It’s your decision because you’re in control of your own destiny now. It’s your life, not his

Todoroki: Thank you. But what toppings did you want on the pizza?

Deku: Pepperoni

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

no language should be mocked other than french

is kaminari a furry. it’s for research

audio from here

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

BRO I CANT AFFORD ANYTHING

!!!BNHA TRAITOR THEORY!!!

Spoilers of the latest chapters!!!

Ok everyone, sit down for a bit and listen to my lil theory. Sorry in advance if it’s confusing or there are some grammatical errors!!

SO I’ve been thinking recently which isn’t like me ahaha and the last chapter of mha has been bugging me since it got released. Obviously, there is something SCARY happening right now and I can tell that no one here is ready for the upcoming arc. BUT. I’M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE ARC OH NO. It just reminded me of the person who’s behind it you know? And then I thought wait, there’s a character who has the same sort of vibe going on in ua too.

YOU SEE THIS GUY?? SEE THIS DOCTOR??

We all know who this guy reminds us of and I think we all collectively agree that it’s indeed him

I mean, look at that it’s literally him.

We don’t know anything about him, all we do know is that he created nomus, is apparently a quirk doctor and very small details. Does he have a family? A daughter maybe? A granddaughter maybe? Who’s as smart and well uh, as crazy?

If y’all are going to come after me for touching your best girl, just hear me out ok?

So. Hatsume Mei.

First of all, I’m kinda of surprised no one has been talking about this, at least I haven’t seen one ever.I just found a lot of similarities between them? The glasses, they’re both VERY VERY smart, and have this sort of maniac vibes around them? Idk I can’t explain it properly lol.

SECOND OF ALL. HER QUIRK???

Do you guys realize how convenient her quirk is? It is said that if she focuses, she can see as far as 5 kilometers. Not only that, she could probably see some documents about the 1A locations whenever, the schedule, the place, the quirks?? Everything.

THIRD OF ALL.

I think everyone forgets that Mei actually invents most of the hero course’s equipment. Imagine having equipment created by a traitor? Probably not something that would hurt them, they’ll probably help them until it’s convenient for mei herself. She could have put so many things in those things starting from trackers and ending to self-destruct equipment?? She can EASILY deliver the information to the league and to Daruma Ujiko the doctor? And what’s more, she has a great manipulative behavior, which is seen as someone who’s just trying to promote their inventions. Being manipulative is good for her, she could easily walk out of any problems, convince anyone and yes I say ANYONE.

Anyways, this is just a theory I thought of in a middle of the night on energy drinks, so if something is inaccurate pls tell me!! It makes sense to me a lot more honestly, or maybe it’s just a coping mechanism cuz I’m really REALLY scared of Denki being the traitor aha lol ok bYeEe.

[There’s an evil clone of John]

Evil Kryoz: Shoot him, he’s the clone.

SMii7y: [aims at the clone] The real John would never pass up the opportunity to die!