Just Rediscovered Potentially The Funniest Thing I’ve Written In Recent Memory

i got bored today, so this was the outcome!

gbg/misfits & bbs as vines/memes. enjoy!

Krii7y (Vines) = Smii7y + Kryoz π r

Kryoz: Ey Tara you want some?

Smii7y: This bitch empty! YEET!

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Kryoz: Me and my boys are gonna go see uncle cracker- Give me my hat back Jordan! You want to see uncle cracker or no?!

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Smii7y: I figured out a way to record without any hands. You do have to be a boy through I'll find something out for the girls in a little bit.

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Kryoz: Hey everybody, so today my little brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

*pictures of Smitty saying die please*

The benefits of putting him down is that I would be pushed way less.

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Smii7y: *points spray at Kryoz*

Kryoz: Shoot me

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"Say hey Vine"

Smii7y: Hey Vine~

Kryoz: Fuck a Vine bitch!

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Kryoz: Ey yo where y'all going?

Smii7y: Why you need to know, all up in my pussy boy...

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Smii7y: mmmMMMM fuck school! Fuck all this bullshit! What he fuck! The fuck...

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Smii7y: We have to sit out here and wait a long periodically time.

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"Folks were told to stay off roadways unless absolutely, postively, necessary."

Kryoz: I wanted donuts.

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Smii7y: It's a fuckin bear- NOOOOO!! Oh shit he's right there.

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Kryoz: Sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Smii7y: Fall back asleep, and starve.

Kill Bill AU! I had this idea at work and I refused to let myself sleep until I drew it out! Bakugou is the bride, Kirishima is Bill. 

What I LOVE about these movies is that with each kill, you can see how much Kiddo truly did once love these people. They were her friends and allies, and their betrayal hurts more than anything. Each time she kills one of them you can see the pain it causes her, followed by the relief and bitter sweet sadness. UMA THERMAN IS AN AMAZING ACTRESS OKAY! So obviously Bakusquad are the members of the Deadly Vipersquad, and they all loved each other at one point. The rest of the characters are explained below:

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More blindlass, she attack and protect with medusa

Keen to see more, you can check more and get unposted art, you can find it here: https://www.patreon.com/banishedshadow

i love the way you draw kiri he just >:)

>:) indeed

VANOSS BE LIKE;

WAITING FOR DELIRIOUS TO PLAY WITH HIM.

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

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this is superior humor

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