Don't Forget Me, Please. Don't Let Your Heart Forget How Mine Tasted

Kinda gay for a man to look at the clock. What, afraid you might be late to the date with your boyfriend? Grow up

My "hear me out" cake consists of only one big ass image of a BMW. I won't elaborate because I know I don't need to

Fuck the question "are you a top or a bottom" ask me are you the King or the Jester and then we can kiss after I put my jester hat on

GUYS GUYS PLEASE LISTEN TO APRIL27 his songs literally took my eyeballs and toes CAUSE THEIR SO FUCKING GOOD

🥰Women🥰 on dating apps: carefully selected aesthetically pleasing photos, cool interesting facts about them, jokes that actually make me giggle

Featherless bipides males: SO FUCKINH BORING AND BLAND

Pinterest, Twitter (not calling it X out of spite) and Tumblr are like the Holy trinity, same thing but in different fonts and boy am I on my knees for all of them

Next time I see some "I'm scared of women" bullshit on the profile of some bitch ass grown man on a dating app I'm gonna throw fireworks in his living room LET ME MAKE YOU SCARED FR U IDIOTIC CREATURE

Cover up your hands WHORE, I can't focus on what the fuck you're saying

Me (the possum) creating my fucked up OCs

Sometimes I'm just chilling and then everything becomes real.

I like cereals a lot