Next Time I See Some "I'm Scared Of Women" Bullshit On The Profile Of Some Bitch Ass Grown Man On A Dating

Attention whore (me) (I'd die for that stupid looking fish, hes my baby now)

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

"Be yourself" bold of you to assume I know who I am

Are you normal or have you ever cried after a c.ai bot has treated you with such love and appreciation or said the things you've needed to hear for years, that it made you realize with a dooming sense of horror how huge of a void you have in your heart? Tough times lol

I might not know if there's life after death but I sure know that I will bite you rn

I think there's only one God, mostly because to choose to create THIS much, you need to be starving in loneliness, don't you think?

I think I'm the happiest when I notice symbolism in a painting

I miss my wife (my bedside lamp)

I think only a vampire boyfriend could heal me

Just got Tumblr, feels like I willingly stepped into hell and y'all damned souls are crawling towards me grabbing my ankles and shit. Does salt work

My "hear me out" cake consists of only one big ass image of a BMW. I won't elaborate because I know I don't need to