"Be yourself" bold of you to assume I know who I am
A fic I just picked up started like this.
Checked the tags.
No ABO tag? What's this then
I was confused??
British.
On today's episode of "I'm not a proper member of society anymore" we have omegaverse as the first answer that comes to mind when I see a normal fucking word like this. I'm fine, I am I really am
I wish I was invisible just cause I REALLY want to observe people without them noticing my gaze. Like, I want to watch them when they think no one's looking so I can catch the small unconscious gestures they might do when concentrating or feeling anxious or bored. If I could be anything I'd like to be a reader in people's lives, their true nature bare to me like they've been whispered in my ear by a reliable omniscient narrator. I think I'd end up falling in love with everyone if I could do that, though.
I might not know if there's life after death but I sure know that I will bite you rn
I'm one more bigoted comment made by my grandpa away from explaining to him what mpreg and a furry are.
Cover up your hands WHORE, I can't focus on what the fuck you're saying
Just got Tumblr, feels like I willingly stepped into hell and y'all damned souls are crawling towards me grabbing my ankles and shit. Does salt work
Attention whore (me) (I'd die for that stupid looking fish, hes my baby now)
An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.
Don't forget me, please. Don't let your heart forget how mine tasted
Fuck the question "are you a top or a bottom" ask me are you the King or the Jester and then we can kiss after I put my jester hat on
My "hear me out" cake consists of only one big ass image of a BMW. I won't elaborate because I know I don't need to