Whenever I See A Very Much Normal Post I Get Some Stupid Ass Comment In Mind But Then The Comments Are

I wish I was invisible just cause I REALLY want to observe people without them noticing my gaze. Like, I want to watch them when they think no one's looking so I can catch the small unconscious gestures they might do when concentrating or feeling anxious or bored. If I could be anything I'd like to be a reader in people's lives, their true nature bare to me like they've been whispered in my ear by a reliable omniscient narrator. I think I'd end up falling in love with everyone if I could do that, though.

I think only a vampire boyfriend could heal me

There hasn't been a day where my ears haven't felt WEIRD

Cover up your hands WHORE, I can't focus on what the fuck you're saying

I miss my wife (my bedside lamp)

I think there's only one God, mostly because to choose to create THIS much, you need to be starving in loneliness, don't you think?

My "hear me out" cake consists of only one big ass image of a BMW. I won't elaborate because I know I don't need to

Not scared of the dark cause whatever's in it imma

fuck it

I think I like physical books cause the intentional turn of a page is the only control I'll ever have over the dreadful flow of time :D

One thing that really bothers me, in some primitive type of way, is the fact that a thunder and an airplane flying overhead sound too similar. I don't like that, don't know why though