One Thing That Really Bothers Me, In Some Primitive Type Of Way, Is The Fact That A Thunder And An Airplane

I wish I was invisible just cause I REALLY want to observe people without them noticing my gaze. Like, I want to watch them when they think no one's looking so I can catch the small unconscious gestures they might do when concentrating or feeling anxious or bored. If I could be anything I'd like to be a reader in people's lives, their true nature bare to me like they've been whispered in my ear by a reliable omniscient narrator. I think I'd end up falling in love with everyone if I could do that, though.

GUYS GUYS PLEASE LISTEN TO APRIL27 his songs literally took my eyeballs and toes CAUSE THEIR SO FUCKING GOOD

Cover up your hands WHORE, I can't focus on what the fuck you're saying

My "hear me out" cake consists of only one big ass image of a BMW. I won't elaborate because I know I don't need to

Kinda gay for a man to look at the clock. What, afraid you might be late to the date with your boyfriend? Grow up

There hasn't been a day where my ears haven't felt WEIRD

Sometimes I'm just chilling and then everything becomes real.

I like cereals a lot

Fuck the question "are you a top or a bottom" ask me are you the King or the Jester and then we can kiss after I put my jester hat on

I think only a vampire boyfriend could heal me

I miss my wife (my bedside lamp)