In Theatre.. Guts Start To Bubble And Gurgle.. I Go To Fart... It Is Not A Far.t... I Hold It In... I

Me fr

Already off on the wrong foot the stupid bagels burnt me and then just to add insult to injury they both broke in half when I was cheesing them

Omori froze and I thought this was very funny for no reason

Me: *trying to focus on the fic im reading*

My brain: SMELL THE FLOWERS‼️ SEE THE PLANTS‼️‼️‼️ HEAR THE MARCHING OF THE ANTS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Bring back those cereal bowls with the straw attached!!!!!;;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like to think I'm funny

Can't stand Netflix bruh why do they do this

Why must all the good things get cancelled? :*(

I JUST GOT BLACKMAILED AND THEY TRIED TO GET MONEY OUT OF IT BUT I WAS TOO FUCKING BROKE AND THEY JUST SAID NEVERMIND WE'RE COOL

"We're them, we're they, we're trans." - my dad while watching men in black

started highschool today. cant say im a huge fan but its not the worst. knowing myself i will probably be complaining about it extensively soon enough.